THE APPLESHADE FILES
File Eight
"And here we are, standing before Greenwich's Millenium Dome, centrepiece of Britain's year 2000 celebrations," says the pretty blonde presenter, into the camera: "and as the dome reaches it's final stages of construction, we ask the question: is it wor th it? To answer this question, we have Joanna Wonger, forthright, intelligent Director o f Operations of the New Millenium Experience;" a polite smile from the well-dressed, pretty yet hard-nosed woman; "and Mister Appleshade, offensively-dressed spokesperson for the Magnanimous Bastards Fuck the Free Speech party. "Miss Wonger, could I start with you please... we've all heard how the dome is the flagship of Britains' millenium party, but what use will the dome serve in ten or twenty..... Mr Appleshade, would you stop that please?...thank you.... erm... yes... what purpose will it....Mr Appleshade! I'm trying to conduct an interview... please stop punching Miss Wonger.... as I was saying..... oh my god... is that a gun? Fucking hell Pete he's got a gun.... Pete?...Run for it!"
