Cartboy
Faster than a cart careening down the hill
Able to leep cart returns in a single bound
but disguised as the mild mannered parking lot manager
Top 70 something things that annoy cartboy...
1. Make your own cart return.
2. Push a cart all the way down to the road.
3. Bring a cart out right before closing.
4. Take all the carts out of their spot cause you gotta have a special one.
5. Walk out in front of him knowing he can't stop all of them.
6. Yell stupid things or beep the horn.
7. Stand right in the way when he brings in carts.
8. Complain about wet or cold carts after he just chased them in the rain or cold.
9. Ask if you can have a cart....( duh? that's what they are for).
10. Bring in a cart from another store!!!!
11. Moping up throw up.
12. Cleaning the Bathrooms.
13. Stock rooms that are too messy for me to get something out.
14. When I walk past any department and become an instant expert because I wear a red vest.
15. When I look away form the carts for a second (ussally because of a cute girl) and the carts take off.
16. Dogs in cars next to cart returns.
17. People who set car alarms and park next to cart returns.
18. People who run over cart returns or handicap signs.
19. Those customers that come in everysingle day and still can't find anything.
20. Customers who ask if you work here when you are on break (without your vest)."Yes, is it writen on my forehead?"... and then they still ask a question.
21. The engineer who designed the parking lot on a hill.
22. Ice and snow on the wheels of carts.
23. When the trash bag splits open and k-cafe food goes all over the floor.
24. People who buy drinks at k-cafe and spill them on the sales floor where I gotta mop them up.
25. When we are out of something on ad.
26. Small Paychecks.
27. Not being able to find a dolly to put a piece of furniture on.
28. When I get called for a price check in a department I don't know.
29. When I mix paint and get it on me.
30. Hott girls that see me and go another direction.
31. The back up lights on the car next to me when I'm getting carts.
32. A line of carts fliping over instead of turning.
33. Cutbacks in the schedule.
34. sliding on sales ads in the parking lot when trying to push carts.
35. Trash left in carts (what resemblance do they have with a trash can?)
36. Being paged four(4) times by different people for the same thing.
37. When I get caught talking to a friend and not working.
38. Carts squishing my fingers or toes.
39. The ceiling leaking.
40. When a costomer asks for help lifting something and I pick it up almost dropping it because it is so light.
41. Dropping TVs on my toes.
42. A bull loose in K-mart attacking everyone with a red vest.(NOTE: this is the only thing on this list that has not really happened)
43. A customer who asks me a question and when I tell them we don't have it, he or she asks another associate.
44. When I have a carry out and the customer can't remember where he or she parked.
45. A huge piece of furniture and a little car.
46. Customers that ask more than once if you are closed.
47. Customer asked, "Do you have welcome mats?" I said, "Yes."
Customer said, "Do they say welcome."
48. Customers in the way when I'm pulling a pallet jack ...so when I stop to avoid hitting them the pallet jack runs me over.
49. People who ask, "How are you?" and then walk away.
50. The automatic doors closing before I'm through them.
51. The automatic doors not opening until I crash into them.
52. Customers who barely speak english or mummble.
53. Customers bikes chained inside cart returns.
54. When there are more customers than carts.
55. Customers who call me "Dude" or "Man". (I have a name and a name tag you know?).
56. Customers with horrible breath.
57. Customers who ask if you work in "this department" when you are standing in the middle between seven different departments.
58. People useing carts to put big kids in and breaking the carts.
59. People who bump into the pictures and break them. Because, I sweep it up.
60. The K-Mart radio network...I might work a lot better with some decent music...
61. Potholes...lets see, how many carts have a lost in pot holes???
62. Birds flying around the store.
63. Cleaning up dead mice or their evidence.
64. Standing on Kmart's wobbly ladders...
65. Customers who ask if some other store would have it... "I work at K-Mart not anywhere else..."
66. Kids selling fund raisers who ask you to buy it every time you go out for carts.
67. Customers who ask you to get something big and heavy out of the back just because the want to see it.
68. Carry outs burried and the back on the bottom that I have to carry out.
69. When I'm in the stockroom, and get called to layaway or electronics only for them to tell me I have to go look for something in the stockroom.
70. The customer who cut his hand and dripped blood from checkouts to D.I.Y. Which I had to mop.
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