Things that annoy a menswear associate

11 things that annoy a menswear associate

1. Ask Do you work in sports when you are folding mens underwear.
2. Ask is this on sale when there is a sign right on top the rack. ("try looking up")
3. "Could you tell me how much this is with 30% off?" (do I look like a human calculator ?)
4. "Is this the bathroom?" (Doesn't anyone bother to read signs? The sign says "FITTING ROOMS" in big bold letters!)
5. "If you do not carry this item can you find me a store that does?" (Okay so now I am someone's personal shopping catalog!)
6. Pick up the phone and scream in to it 10 times, "[my clock number] TO CHECKOUTS"!
7. Tell me that I can leave checkouts and go on break let me walk ten feet and scream [my clock number] to checkouts.
8. Bring something from the other side of the store, throw the ad at me and then scream because the sign said it was more then the ad stated.
9. Ask Do you work here?(I do wear a KMART vest!!)
10. Come up to me while I am working and ask me if I know were the lady who works in the portrait studio is... And then ask me if I can take your picture instead.. (I am not qualified people...) Maybe if you bought a camera and wanted pictures of your dog...
11. People who wistle for me and yell "here" like I am their lost puppy.
12. Whatever eats the hangers.
13. Kids who hide under clothing racks and jump out thinking it is funny.

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