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September 9, 2001

Rating=G

Three sisters ages, 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells "I'll come up and help you both as soon as I see who's at the door."

Rating=R
Posted June 2001

A man is visiting Spain and enjoying all of the typical tourist sights. One afternoon, he goes to a bull fight to witness the age old battle of man vs. beast. After the event he stops in at a small resturant next door to the arena. As he is getting ready to order, he sees the waiter bring a huge steaming plate, of what looks to be a marvelous meal, to a near by table.

When the waiter comes to take his order, the man points to the other table and says "I'll have what he's having!"
"Oh senor, I'm sorry, but that is a special dish that we only once a day after the bull fight."
"Once a day?!?" the man says quizically, "What is it and how can I make sure that I get that tomorrow night?"
"Senor, that is what you would call the testicles of the bull. And if you like I will put you down for tomorrow night's serving."
The man hesitates for only a second, deciding that he's on vacation and that he'll only live once, so he gives the waiter his reservation for tomorrow's special meal.

The next day, shortly after the man knows the bull fight will be over, he arrives at the resturant. He's already drooling just thinking about his meal. As the waiter brings out the plate, the man is surprised to see only two small white globes sitting on his plate.
"Waiter what is this? Last night the plate was full and tonight, this is all I get?"
Nodding his head the waiter replies, "Si senor. For you see, the bull, he does not always loose."

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