Election Results
Subject: HRH Proclamation
London, 10th November 2000
To the citizens of the United States of
America,
Following your failure to elect a
President of the USA to govern yourselves and, by
extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the
revocation of your independence. Her Sovereign Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over
all states, commonwealths and other territories. To aid
in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please
comply with the following acts:
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Look up "revoke" in a dictionary.
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Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God
save the Queen".
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Start referring to "soccer" as football.
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Start driving on the left side of the road.
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Start carrying umbrellas everywhere.
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Declare war on Quebec.
Tax collectors from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the
acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your co-operation and...
Cheerio!
