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Jackie Goodison - 08/14/99 09:04:15
My URL:http://members.delphi.com/jgoodison
My Email:goodison@ihug.co.nz
Where are you from?: Auckland,New Zealand
Favorite humorist: hmmmm let me think........the person who really makes me laugh the most would be John Cleese.Dave Barry's good too!
Favorite recipe using squirrel: hmmmmmm we don't have squirrels here but we DO eat possums.Does that count? If so,put me down for Ragout of ppossum
Favorite funny thing: well,without wishing to sound like a sicko (I just know you'll appreciate this)the funniest thing that has ever happened to me was marrying an alcoholic who got sober and shortly thereafter,got leukemia.he's fine now,but is that too sick????? lolololol

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Loved this page....you are a very funny lady and I would love it if you would visit my homepage or email me or something.You're what we call a dagg in NZ......on a sheep,it's the shitty bit near the tail.However,it's a great quality in a human being...it means you're a character.And that's a pretty bloody fabulous thing to be where I come from!

CICADFL - 08/07/99 03:30:34
My URL:http://home.nycap.rr.com/theyettos
Where are you from?: Right here
Favorite humorist: Spiro Agnew
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Rocky (he always did the cooking for Bullwinkle)

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I'm back. Did you miss me? Or was that hit from you? Mike.

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Bob Phillips - 06/29/99 23:25:56
My URL:http://home.att.net/~tropicdiver/
My Email:tropicdiver@worldnet.att.net
Where are you from?: Cape Coral, FL.
Favorite humorist: Bill Murray... sorry Dave.
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Squirrel alamode with hot chocolate
Favorite funny thing: I can't tell you, I'm sorry. :-)

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Hello Christin.. just passing thru. I see Trish signed your guest book, also. She was such a nice person. I liked the music selections you have on your pages. Have a good day. :-)

Burgermeister - 06/09/99 18:57:56
My URL:http://www.qsl.net/w9eh
My Email:burgerb@hpd.abbott.com
Where are you from?: Wisconsin (Cheesehead)
Favorite humorist: Henry Noble
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Stuffed Aardvark
Favorite funny thing: That's PRIVATE!

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Once again, dear Chris, you have done me in. The photo of you as the ENTIRE night sky is my favorite...almost as good as remembering who the NY AG was named after. Someone else here hoped that you would get well soon...don't they know that your kind of llness takes forever and an awful lot of pharmaceutical help? Huggies are my favorite brand! BB (ex-RVC#4)

Erin - 05/31/99 02:01:36
My Email:CroneTwoBe@aol.com
Where are you from?: about 1 mile from you
Favorite humorist: Garrett
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Raw
Favorite funny thing: these ?

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since I was visiting your site. just thought I'd check in. See ya soon. get better soon.

Erin - 05/31/99 02:01:23
My Email:CroneTwoBe@aol.com
Where are you from?: about 1 mile from you
Favorite humorist: Garrett
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Raw
Favorite funny thing: these ?

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since I was visiting your site. just thought I'd check in. See ya soon. get better soon.

Kari - 04/29/99 22:29:11
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/MotorCity/Shop/1884
My Email:bl18girl@oocities.com
Where are you from?: TN
Favorite humorist: Dave Barry
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Paté
Favorite funny thing: the jokes I get in email every day

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Very funny site!!

Tery Boyd - 04/13/99 06:13:44
My Email:teryboyd@mindspring.com
Where are you from?: Harrisburg, PA
Favorite humorist: Robin Williams - genius, or frontal lobe damage?
Favorite recipe using squirrel: stewed in wine sauce, deboned, pureed, and sipped through a straw.
Favorite funny thing: my neighbor's big butt

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Can one be downloadingly challenged? Why is Windows 95 for dummies 385 pages? And why did I buy it? PS - love the tunes. I appreciate the vast energy and time put into your site. I'm awed, yet I'm going to enjoy and revel in it as I hope you intended

Gloria Lenon - 03/09/99 14:30:33
My Email:gldancer@aol.com
Where are you from?: Florida
Favorite humorist: George Carlin
Favorite recipe using squirrel: sailsquirrel stew with veggies
Favorite funny thing: my husband

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Sorry to hear that the Cuyahoga Fest is no more. Worked the blues stage as host one year. Loved working the festival!

Sandywitch - 03/07/99 03:21:55
My Email:SCTopping@aol.com
Where are you from?: The Valparaiso that's not in Chile
Favorite humorist: George Carlin, on his best days
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Souffle -- the tail is used as a whisk. It is somewhat difficult to get the little bozo to cooperate, however.
Favorite funny thing: Chasing a squirrel (with souffle all over his tail) around the kitchen and enjoying the performance critique by the cats and dog.

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Some of the type colors (like pale blue) are difficult for my elderly eyes to see against a white background. More contrast, por favor? The rest of my body, being very young, adores the web site!

Peter Warren - 03/01/99 18:49:48
My URL:http://i forgot the place
My Email:p_warren26@hotmail.com
Where are you from?: Victoria British COlumbia Canada
Favorite humorist: Samuel Greer
Favorite recipe using squirrel: I do not like to eat squirrels I like steak better
Favorite funny thing: Scaring kids at hallowe'en with scary masks

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David I would not be proud of a startrekmail.com email address it sounds geeky. I like this page but what happened to the chat room?

dafydd (that's pronounced Dah-veth!) - 02/23/99 22:17:00
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/8114
My Email:dafydd@startrekmail.com (really)
Where are you from?: Here, there, everywhere, and somewhere else, too
Favorite humorist: none (for a reasonable facsimile, check my web page)
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Purina Lemming Chow con queso a la mode (with hot fudge)
Favorite funny thing: my paycheck -- no, wait, that's sad

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There is a special place in the afterlife for people who perpetrate things like this on the innocent masses. (P.S. I don't mind wide pages at home because my computer is set wide, but at work my computer is set narrow and they won't let me change it.)

Trish Simpson, last time I checked - 02/23/99 17:13:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Heartland/7528/
My Email:chiapet@ciris.net
Where are you from?: South Taecksus
Favorite humorist: Thorne Smith (followed closely by some guy named Dave)
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Rebel Yell Squirrel Stew (y'all want the recipe?)
Favorite funny thing: The government

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Your pome-page doesn't work. Fix it. Now. Or I'll sic The Nipkin on you. I like the Celtic flavo(u)r, however. And BTW, your site fits my monitor perfectly. I don't know what the other horizontally-challenged peoples' problem is.

John I. Carney - 02/23/99 02:11:01
My URL:http://personalweb.edge.net/~jicarney
My Email:jicarney@edge.net
Where are you from?: Shelbyville, Tennessee
Favorite humorist: D*ve B*rry
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Squirrel goulash
Favorite funny thing: http://www.the-door.org

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Word of your activities will be forwarded to the proper authorities, as soon as I can figure out who the heck they are.

John Alt-130 - 02/22/99 22:46:12
My URL:http://john.lavallee.com
My Email:john@lavallee.com
Where are you from?: Winnipeg, MB
Favorite humorist: The guys who make instructions for do-it-yourself furniture
Favorite recipe using squirrel: Fried squirrel sandwich avec fromage
Favorite funny thing: Staples.

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Thrilled to see the pomes are back... the people trying to sane up the net might not be so happy. SSStevenson, the page is not wide, it's "horizontally gifted".

Robert Stevenson - 02/12/99 15:18:02
My Email:LesGoBucks@aol.com
Where are you from?: Columbus Ohio
Favorite humorist: Mark Twain
Favorite recipe using squirrel: French haggis
Favorite funny thing: Supersnappers

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How come your page is so w-i-d-e?

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