What I want for christmas

(or, alternatively, my birthday - this gives you a bit more time)





Gus Gutz.

You can pull out his organs. Very educational. I love educational toys.







A pink typewriter.

Nothing left to say.





This sheep.

No girl in this world of ours should be forced to live without a sheep.






A Cow.

For a sheep is nothing without a cow.






Jimmy Pop Ali.

If I can't have him, then at least Bloodhound Gang's latest album,
"Hooray For Boobies". Or the other one called "One Fierce Beer Coaster".
I also would like to own Offspring's "Americana" and Eminem's "The Slim Shady LP". Alternatively, a ticket for the Bloodhound Gang at the Manchester University on January 23, 2000 would be lovely.
But I'm getting one anyway.





Jelly Bellies.

A year's supply.






Furthermore I'd like to have snow, a proper central heating and a job.
If you feel you can help with any of the above, please don't hesitate to contact me.

You may also contact me if you can't help.

Make the little boy happy!