What I want for christmas
(or, alternatively, my birthday - this gives you a bit more time)
You can pull out his organs. Very educational. I love educational toys.
A pink typewriter.
Nothing left to say.
This sheep.
No girl in this world of ours should be forced to live without a sheep.
A Cow.
For a sheep is nothing without a cow.
Jimmy Pop Ali.
If I can't have him, then at least Bloodhound Gang's latest album,
"Hooray For Boobies". Or the other one called "One Fierce Beer Coaster".
I also would like to own Offspring's "Americana" and Eminem's "The Slim Shady LP".
Alternatively, a ticket for the Bloodhound Gang at the Manchester University on January 23, 2000 would be lovely.
But I'm getting one anyway.
Jelly Bellies.
A year's supply.
Furthermore I'd like to have snow, a proper central heating and a job.
If you feel you can help with any of the above, please don't hesitate to contact me.
You may also contact me if you can't help.