9. Bummer! Duuuuuuuude!
8. Looks like you're going to need some new dilythium crystals, Capt'n.
7. Press 1 for support. Press 2 if you want it today. Press 3 to buy the company.
6. We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of Duct Tape, and a car battery.
5. I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
4. In layman's terms, it's kaput!
3. Hold on a second....MOM! Timmy's hitting me!
2. Okay, turn to page 463 in your copy of Dianetics.
1. Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney.