9. You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
8. The 18-hole, par 3 mini-golf course in your office.
7. Co-workers only come into your office to borrow pencils from the ceiling.
6. To exercise your creative side, you knit a computer cozy.
5. You create an ongoing e-mail dialogue with your computer at home.
4. The 4th Division of paperclips has overrun the pushpin infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.
3. After months of practice you now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven dwarves.
2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.
1. No longer content with merely photo-copying your behind, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.