Adam Hughes - 04/16/00 01:35:39
Favorite Star Wars character: Any dead one
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: Kirk, just to say, "Ships log...."
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: Never saw either
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: Put the players on one continent, maybe in Ethiopia, and let me stay here in the U.S. (And even that is not nearly far enough)
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: Fly
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: The mean old guy next door

Comments:
No. But you can explain in 300 words or less why I am.

Alzaetia - 04/11/00 01:25:10
My Email:Alzaetia@chickmail.com
Favorite Star Wars character: Does Phantom Menace count? Because if it does my answer is Qui Gon. If it doesn't, my answer is still Qui Gon
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: Captain Picard, because he's sexy
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: They Might Be Giants. No contest.
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: One of my dork ass friends' basements. I'd say something cool like a forest, but that just isn't true. It's really hard to set everything up in the dirt, and what if it rai s??
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: I'd rather fly. Besides the fact that I wouldn't have to spend so much money on plane tickets, I'm really not interested in looking at anybodys icky circulatory system.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: Depends on who's superpowers were better. I mean, being able to call every kitty in your town telepathically is technically a superpower, but it's not really going to help in a fight to the death, ya know?

Comments:
Damn! I broke my pencil...

ummmmm.............. - 04/02/00 03:33:00
My Email:flipdog_@hotmail.com
Favorite Star Wars character: the chick
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: captin dildo..........haha
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: Giants.....wait........Weezer.....wait......Gi.......wait......hell if I know!!!!
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: On top of a voltswagon Beetle 1782 model
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: X-ray.....so i could see through fine chicks clothes and like look at there titties
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: moi

Comments:
Cause you BLING Blinging everyday

Steph - 03/19/00 19:01:26
My URL:http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/pottery/836/
My Email:sm_coin@hotmail.com
Favorite Star Wars character: One of my online friends used to go by the screenname, "Puke Skypunker."
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: "I. Am. William Shattner. And this. Is. 'Celebrity Autopsy.'"
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: "Minimum wage--HEE-YAH!"
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: In my super-cool tree fort--no "Babylon 5" fans allowed!
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: Neither, actually, I'd rather just have an unlimited supply of Tab soda.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: Neither of us--Judith Light would spot us battling, intercede, and explain, "Don't be like a ho--keep hope alive." You and I would work together to escape and then make up, dec ding that the ultimate battle was no longer necessary.

Comments:
You, my dear, are the supreme creation of mankind. Will you marry me? Heh, I suck, I screwed up my own page's URL in the last message. I suck even more for signing again just for as a shameless plug. Talk to you later, dahling.

Alex Thurber - 03/19/00 01:05:20
My Email:marc@bcinet.net
Favorite Star Wars character: Well, it is a truly difficult choice between Han and Chewy... On one hand you have the brave Han Solo, but on the other you have the huge and visc ous, yet loveable and cuddly Chewy.. I really don't know.
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: I would be Captain Picard because he gets command of a much larger ship than Captain Kirk.
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: I really don't know the answer to that question... do you?
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: Anywhere but here... and you?
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: I'll have to go with flying ability.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: I would, you know why? Because I am far greater than you. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Comments:
You aren't you pathetic fool! I am and you know it! You are nothing but a pathetic loser! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

The Oddity - 03/18/00 02:21:43
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/odd90
Favorite Star Wars character: Box Box!
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: Neither, for I am Captain Odd.
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: The Land Before Time 4,332?
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: Basement or no where, baby!
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: Fly. Naturally, I'd go see m'dear Adam.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: I could not raise a hand against you, mon ami.

Comments:
o/~I think I'm losing my, I must be losing my, I think I'm losing my mind! Sorry, can't. Lost me mind.

Stephy - 03/16/00 02:14:32
My URL:http://fortunecity.com/victorian/pottery/836/index.html
My Email:sm_coin@hotmail.com
Favorite Star Wars character: Ummm...who issssss...Spok? Leonard Nemoy! Oh, shit, I didn't phrase that in the form of a question!
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: Captain Clumglum
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: After much consideration...mmmm...definitely Devo.
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: In the basement, with all of those people I tied-up. It's so easy to win that way. Of course, I NEVER cheat.
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: Flying ability. I'd fly to Nathan's house.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: You'd kick my ass, dude. Sorry.

Comments:
Three hundred words or LESS?! How can you put such a LIMIT on the human mind and intellect! This is a travesty! What if I wish to explain it in three hundred and ONE words, hmmm? Will you just cut off the first word? Or will it be the last one? Or maybe y u'll find some pivotal word within the rest of the message and remove THAT. Thereby making me look like a jackass! Well, guess what?! I just did that FOR you! You know why? Do ya', huh, huh? Do ya'? Because, quite simply, I love you. Mwah (that was a kiss ! I'll do it again! *kissy*)! I love you!

the Historian - 03/15/00 23:04:59
My Email:eurocentric@hotmail.com
Favorite Star Wars character: I hate Star Wars!!
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: I hate Star Trek!!
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: They both suck.
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: You play Dungeons and Dragons? What a dork! Why dontcha go out and try to pick up a chick?
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: That reminds me of a Johnny Carson Carnac joke- Super Bowl: Waht would you find in Superman's bathroom? And, Super Bowl: What do you call a toilet bowl with X-ray vision?
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: Bill Gates

Comments:
I'm signing again because of the new questions. Plus I like to annoy you. What's with the Max Wheeler stuff? Your new alter ego?

Bonnie Phillips Gardiner - 03/15/00 05:04:29
My URL:http://home.att.net/~b.p.gardiner/
My Email:b.p.gardiner@worldnet.att.net
Favorite Star Wars character: any dead one
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: Kirk had more fun...
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: Kajagoogoo
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: in somebody elses house with somebosy else playing and me - like in the next STATE!!!!
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: limited flying ability with limited x-ray vision.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: me. I would cheat. besides you wouldn't hit a girl.

Comments:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

test - 03/06/00 16:55:23

Comments:



Max Wheeler (example entry) - 03/03/00 18:31:38
My URL:Hey, you're, like, there. It's like, looking into a mirror or something. A superpowered mirror... cool.
My Email:maxwheelertotallyrawks@yahoo.com
Favorite Star Wars character: Han Solo, because he is a true hero.
If you could be Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, which would you choose?: I'd be both of them, for Kirk's womanizing and Picard's accent. Rad!
Which is better -- Weezer, or They Might Be Giants?: They both rock. It would be cool if there was, like, a TMBG comic book. Woah, what a great idea! Screw this website! I'm going to go do that... after I finish eating these footlong club sandwiche ...
Favorite place for a good game of Dungeons and Dragons on a moonlit night:: The basement. Love the atmosphere down there.
Would you rather have flying ability or X-ray vision?: Flying is so clichéd. But if you have x-ray vision, it's like, you can, like, see stuff.
If you and I were both superheroes, who would win the ultimate battle?: Woah.. it's like.. one of those superpowered mirrors.. woaaah..

Comments:
Woah... a mirror... again.. wooahhh

The kid you eat lunch with - 02/13/00 03:23:14
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/odd90
My Email:Um,no@Thanks_anyway.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: The toilet paper in public bathrooms....
Give a shout-out to your homies: Me? Have friends?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ahhh, that felt good. Anyway...
When was the last time you washed your hair?: 2 hours ago. I feel dirty again, I must go wash my hair.
What is the meaning of life?: There isn't one.
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Yes. I think. wait, is this a trick question?
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: One preceeds and one follows the number 3. 3 is evil. So 2, 3, & 4 are the 3 most evil numbers, making them the 3 wost numbers of all.

Comments:
Wow. I've never had notable comments that were mine before. Thanks Torgo! Torgo's Shack is now my home! YAY!

The Oddity - 02/12/00 20:20:19
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/odd90
My Email:Uhm... no.
Favorite brand of sandpaper: Grain 77. There must be 77 grains on EVERY inch.
Give a shout-out to your homies: Me? I have friends? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Ah... That felt good.
When was the last time you washed your hair?: Erm.... I dunno. Time means nothing to me.
What is the meaning of life?: There isn't one.
Do you even know who Torgo is?: No...?
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: Yes. One preceeds, and one follows 3. 2,3, & 4, are the 3 most evil numbers, #3 being the worst.

Comments:
I..... am..... REAL! Oh wait, wrong thing. "I came, I saw, I laughed."

Flipdog - 02/27/99 03:40:07
My Email:Flipdog_@hotmail.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: sand= Red Clay Paper= College ruled
Give a shout-out to your homies: Coodaddy,Halfbaked sup yall
When was the last time you washed your hair?: 69 hours ago
What is the meaning of life?: To answer the Question of the day
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Maybe
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: 4+2=6

Comments:
Cool,Cool Clothes!!!!!!!!!!

Falafel_D - 01/20/99 21:49:58
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/soho/coffeehouse/3513
My Email:Falafel_D@usa.net
Favorite brand of sandpaper: "My pants smell like parmesan cheese."
Give a shout-out to your homies: Hey, Elvis Tim-Bob! I's on the moving-pitchur box!
When was the last time you washed your hair?: This morning... And I rinsed and repeated, too!
What is the meaning of life?: An R-rated movie by the off-beat British comedy group Monty Python
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Unfortunately, I've lived a nightmare of not having cable for the past 4 years. But I'm willing to learn.
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: It's the key to the Life, the Universe, and Everything...

Comments:
Oops. Delete the other one. "Sor-ry."
And about the page... "Ned, you so CRAZY!" Except that you aren't Ned. Well, thats not my problem, is it? It's yours. And you'll have to learn to live with it.

Falafel_D - 01/20/99 21:48:03
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/soho/coffeehouse/3513
My Email:Falafel_D@usa.net
Favorite brand of sandpaper: My pants smell like parmesan cheese."
Give a shout-out to your homies: Hey, Elvis Tim-Bob! I's on the moving-pitchur box!
When was the last time you washed your hair?: This morning... And I rinsed and repeated, too!
What is the meaning of life?: An R-rated movie by the off-beat British comedy group Monty Python
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Unfortunately, I've lived a nightmare of not having cable for the past 4 years. But I'm willing to learn.
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: It's the key to the Life, the Universe, and Everything...

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mysterious - 11/08/98 19:32:03
My Email:danish_t@mailexcite.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: the kind I wipe my ass with
Give a shout-out to your homies: flipdog my maaannnn!
When was the last time you washed your hair?: in the water hole after huntin
What is the meaning of life?: to pestur you
Do you even know who Torgo is?: I like pizza and people and he does a good job of putting them together
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: one less than forty three and the day of your death

Comments:
hello nathan i like hot-glass. hehehehe. signed, unknown ha

Shadowcloak - 10/15/98 18:02:14
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Museum/7252/
My Email:shadowcloak@oocities.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: Less filling
Give a shout-out to your homies: Greetings "homies".
When was the last time you washed your hair?: Yesterday
What is the meaning of life?: 42
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Yeah, he looks after the place while the master is away.
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: No, but is there any tea on this spaceship?

Comments:
Cool page, man.

S.M.C. - 10/06/98 22:29:24
My URL:Don't I wish I had one to put in...but...I procrastinate...so...um...words...uh...huh huh, heh heh heh heh he ...words...
My Email:sm_coin@hotmail.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: "*I* prefer the pearl..." (bad inside joke shared with Red Sea)
Give a shout-out to your homies: Uh...what up G...homefries, homeboy, homegirl, homecookin', homechicken, homechilli, homeskillet...hell, maybe even homebody...
When was the last time you washed your hair?: This morning
What is the meaning of life?: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!? I WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Like...you...or that guy from MST...
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: If I answered that, I'd have to kill you.

Comments:
I've said it before, I'll say it again--your page KICKS ASS!

kiwi - 09/13/98 23:00:39
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Wellesley/8963/
My Email:belldandy@imstressed.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: Unnn....brown?
Give a shout-out to your homies: Yo yo mofo da bomb bob! Wuz up down in tha....
When was the last time you washed your hair?: 3 days ago. its all gross and oily now.
What is the meaning of life?: to watch tv, sleep, eat doritos and do nifty things
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Yes. YOU. That is torgo.
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: YEESEEESS!!

Comments:
Comment. Well. neet little page, quite nifty. the amazing blink page is fasinating/ visit me, look cool and sign the book.

The Raven - 08/31/98 21:08:45
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Atrium/9707
My Email:tjptheraven@yahoo.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: Ummmm....the kind that feels like sand
Give a shout-out to your homies: uh, ok.....HEY HOME BWAHS!!!
When was the last time you washed your hair?: can't says that I ever have....why?
What is the meaning of life?: Hail the Raven, for he brings your salvation!!!
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Well.....I think that it might be you, but I'm not too sure....why?
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: Yeah......actually it does, you see...it's the number of people I killed to break a Guiness World Record.....why?

Comments:
This is am awsome site but, umm Torgo, I need your help in starting a page of my own......so, dude help ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah, the birds fly East....I repeat, the birds fly East.

Melissa Cartun - 08/14/98 22:38:00
My Email:macartun@bcinet.net
Favorite brand of sandpaper: hmm....
Give a shout-out to your homies: Hi Kenny and Gordon!!
When was the last time you washed your hair?: yesterday morning
What is the meaning of life?: to die
Do you even know who Torgo is?: yep
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: um...

Comments:
no comment, well maybe one..FUNNY......FUNNY........FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one Nathan

maru - 07/15/98 09:10:47
My URL:http://home1.gte.net/mseu/maruu/
My Email:maruchan@herring.sandwich.net
When was the last time you washed your hair?: What hair, the hair under my arms?
What is the meaning of life?: 42... Oh, just life? Then it's gerbils.
Do you even know who Torgo is?: I don't even know what I'm doing here...but yes.
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: Ypu Are Not Cleared For That. Fnord.

Comments:
Hey Torgo. I see you like the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy. Kewl, you should come the RupertMOO. Anyway, the question of the week thing is real minty. See ya 'round.

Paul - 07/05/98 05:14:19
My Email:what_up_yo@yahoo.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: sandpaper inc.
Give a shout-out to your homies: no thanks
When was the last time you washed your hair?: 14 years ago
What is the meaning of life?: have fun
Do you even know who Torgo is?: yes... it's you
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: yes, the age NATHAN WILL DIE!!!!

Comments:
those little pictures are more annoying than your hair... so... REMOVE IT AT ONCE OR FACE THE CONCEQUENCES

The Historian - 07/02/98 22:32:25
My Email:eurocentric@mailexcite.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: Whaddaya, some kind of carpentry nut?
Give a shout-out to your homies: I don't have any
When was the last time you washed your hair?: Last night
What is the meaning of life?: Umm....let me see....ummm....
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Sounds like a character Ernest Borgnine would play
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: Ah, yes, 1942. The year of Stalingrad. And Midway. And "Casablanca".

Comments:
Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...

Kandy Kane - 06/26/98 06:12:38
My URL:http://members.aol.com/macpumpkn
My Email:macpumpkn@aol.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: I HATE sandpaper!
Give a shout-out to your homies: I don'd posses any homies
When was the last time you washed your hair?: 2 days ago
What is the meaning of life?: DEVO?
Do you even know who Torgo is?: YES!
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: Yes. But whats the question?

Comments:
Nice web page. I do think that we could become good friends Mr. Torgo. Please tell us more about yourself. And please do visit my place at Arkham Asylum! DUTY NOW FOR THE FUTURE>>> Kandy Kane XOXO

Maxine M. - 06/25/98 18:20:31
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Makeup/3570/
My Email:The_Usual_Suspect@n2movies.com

Comments:
So there! I signed the damn guestbook! Happy now?????

liz - 06/25/98 03:08:45
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SoHo/Museum/4966/index.html
My Email:rejected86@aol.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: High grit
Give a shout-out to your homies: I just wanna say yo to pat in e-town! you the bomb homes!
When was the last time you washed your hair?: about six hours ago
What is the meaning of life?: 42
Do you even know who Torgo is?: that guy... on the message board.....um can i be excused yet,sir?
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: the meaning of life.

Comments:
umumumumumum...er. Hey. nifty background. It makes me feel kinda CRAZY! WooHooWoohooWoohoo! (ala daffy duck) anyway, kickn' pad. (i....just made an ass of myself, didn't i?)

hopeless - 06/24/98 21:43:09
My URL:http://hurl.com
My Email:please do
Favorite brand of sandpaper: soft fluffy kind
Give a shout-out to your homies: my home is in n.c.
When was the last time you washed your hair?: i use bleach, and comet
What is the meaning of life?: i use bleach and comet
Do you even know who Torgo is?: my neighboor
Does the number 42 mean anything to you?: how many chips i ate

Comments:
captain cool asked me to write you and tell you about the full time jobs that are waiting for you and other webheads overseas in korea and singapore, brides wait there too!!! the captain also wanted you to know that he likes you, and wants to visit torgo aily. no not kknow... anyway the best thing i ever ate was a lima bean that captain cool made on my t.v. set.

ME - 06/18/98 19:29:57
My URL:http://member.aol.com/BonniePG/BonniePG.html
My Email:BonniePG@aol.com
Favorite brand of sandpaper: the kind that the furniture guys use!
Give a shout-out to your homies: Wooohoooo
When was the last time you washed your hair?: two years ago last thursday
What is the meaning of life?: Ask Deep Thought
Do you even know who Torgo is?: I'll have a large sausage...
Does the number: THE answer

Comments:
I ordered my pizza three hours ago. Does it come with devil doll cola? How about a box of Wild Rebel cereal? Just stay away from Tippy. I don't want salmonella!!!!! Did I spell that right?

Torgo (example entry) - 06/18/98 09:38:11
My URL:You're there, people!
My Email:natphil@bcinet.net
Favorite brand of sandpaper: I prefer Townsend
Give a shout-out to your homies: I wanna say "What Up" to my home-g's.
When was the last time you washed your hair?: I believe the year was 1982.
What is the meaning of life?: pizza
Do you even know who Torgo is?: Huh? Who's Tongo?
Does the number: Yeah. Life, the universe, and everything.

Comments:
I've been up all night figuring out how to use HTML and setting up this page. So far, it's not looking so good, but it'll get better. This is a test.