erin or some derogatory version thereof - 12/01/99 12:40:05
My Email:ehunt@ucsd.edu
Favorite gerund: i didn't know there'd be a quiz...
I am hung like a: rabid hampster

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in the name of all that is good and holy, i bow down and worship the makers of this website. never in my life have i wanted to claw my eyes out with every bit of strength i can muster while simultaneously inducing vomitting with a large rusted metal pole. you have opened up a whole new world for me... a world that i hope can be eliminated through intensive therapy... thank you from the bottom of my heart.

- 08/23/99 18:31:06

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Gabrielle - 06/19/99 20:25:30
My Email:P0nygal@aol.com
Favorite gerund: umm not sure.. what is a Gerund?
I am hung like a: a ameoba

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Nice.. does anyone actually read the filth in the guest book? I hope so because some of the other entries are hysterical.. mostly because they proove what your readership is.. wich is amazing in itself because i had no idea that neandrethals had acess to he internet. Anywhoo.. good job guys, im linking to your website.. mine is @ http://www.oocities.org/CapitolHill/Congress/7354/index.html feel free to take a look... PS hope the guy who tried the sperm bank doesnt give up hope.. you never know maybe you can make it as a jiggalo.. i hear that its actually desirable for them to be infertile.

CRAIG M. - 04/16/99 16:59:32
My Email:chasingthegoat@hotmail.com
Favorite gerund: shaft
I am hung like a: jim nabors

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hey did you miss me? no keep your hands on the keyboard, on the home-key row please! can you feel it??? can you feel it??? now reach your left ring finger up and touch the T how wrong does that feel? ok now slide it slowly across the R towards the E press the E press it again press it again again,again,again dont stop and dont you dare change fingers press it faster again,again eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! that was great next time lets try O

Sam Jew - 03/09/99 16:26:43
My Email:sjew@sdcc10.ucsd.edu
Favorite gerund: Wha?
I am hung like a: hun would be hung if a hangman could hang huns

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Steve, it occurs to me that this site is more or less the Koala by a different name. I've got this crazy idea. Why not just have the Koala publish everything you write and get that site back up? BTW, I've got this mad case of writers' block brought about by a lack of drugs. Think you could help me

wendy - 10/24/98 22:23:02
My Email:savage@alloymail.com
Favorite gerund: eh??
I am hung like a: monkey

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i suppose you'll all be happy to know that i am now determined to be on the koala staff when i go to that shitty school called UCSD (university of cock sucking dkyes...just kidding) BUT I WILL RULE!! i must go now to finish my plans...bye.

Larry Graves - 08/15/98 12:03:34
I am hung like a: squirrel

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My whole family loved your site! :)

JM - 08/04/98 00:24:13
My Email:

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How about an update fellows! I mean, come on already!

Jorge (Koala Ed 1989-92) - 08/03/98 00:54:29
My Email:BUMP314@aol.com
Favorite gerund: that one in all the james dean movies

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So someone told me that some of my ingenious comedy tidbits have been re-published in an aniversary issue. Is that true? Can I get a copy? Why do people listen when E.F Hutton speaks? Let me know ya bunch of weasels. -Jorge (Koala Editor 1989-1992)

- 07/02/98 00:57:17
My Email:kaka@poop.com
Favorite gerund: gerund lewis
I am hung like a: fish

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I know jesus, and he agrees with you. I pray for a nice pastrami sandwich.

None of your business - 06/06/98 12:06:22
My Email:N/A to you

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This is sick, filthy, nasty, and you should be ashamed of yourself. You don't have to believe in God, but you certainly don't have to do this stuff and especially the page that acts like Jesus. How can you do that to him when you don't even know him? All know, is I feel sorry for you when he returns. Kiss your butt goodbye! If you think you'll just go to hell and you won't feel a thing, you're wrong. You'll burn forever, and you will feel it. I'll pray for you.

Blondie - 05/25/98 20:30:47
My Email:blonde_blueeyes@usa.net

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You tell a gross story, but I have to admit you tell it well. :-)

chris - 05/19/98 22:49:39
My Email:i not telling you
Favorite gerund: ??????
I am hung like a: pankack

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go back to new york!!!!!!

chris - 05/19/98 22:48:55
My Email:i not telling you
Favorite gerund: ??????
I am hung like a: pankack

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go back to new york!!!!!!

deepassss - 04/17/98 00:00:36
My Email:failure2thrive@hotmail.com
Favorite gerund: "colostomy"
I am hung like a: guy with a penis

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You sick fucker. I'm bookmarking your page. Rawk on, biaaatch!!!

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how in the hell am i supposed to compete with these guestbook entries?? i think i'll try a different approach.. hmmm.. actually, i think you're a genius.. there, i said it, for all to see.. gah, i feel ill now.. kinda like when i eat a um.. orange... Asp rtame, phenylketonirics, propellants, msg, and sodium benzoate... now theres the real stuff... damn, now i gotta go eat a plate of mac and cheese, and wait for the tape worms to set in so i feel normal again.. thanks a lot...by the way, please send me som info on the mailorder bride thingy, im really desperate... oh, and one more thing... i actually got turned on at that dog shooting turds at me.. but dont like tell anyone...

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Yo! sup? ViperV12 here.... from Acro! was just checkin' out yer page! Pancakes are cool! :) cya back in acro! take it easy! laterz! E http://www3.nbnet.nb.ca/venom

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Well, looks like the local chapter of the Ronald McDonald House has visited my humble site. Read on for proof.

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THIS IS YOUR MOM...I HATE YOU....YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT

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YOU WILL DIE!!! HEAR ThE BOOMING VOICE OF GOD....YOU WILL DIE!!!!!

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You are stealing my image....I was the number one loser ...but now you are

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God Damn you suck!!!

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You are a fucking bitch. You look like Leisure Suit Larry. We met you on Acrophobia....and you are a fucking bitch. What a LOSER!!!! I hope you die

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I liked your site, but I resent being referred to in terms of both grammar and penis size by that audacious Mr.(?) Cape. You'll hear from my lawyer, if he ever gets that damn marshmallow off his watch!

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Ssttaannnlleeyy!

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"I'm depressed as hell, but I'll feel much better after a good wallowing." See, it CAN be a gerund!

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Cha, wa, wa-na ner na ner DING DONG! Wa, cha, la-na ner fa ner FLING MONG!! Cha, wa, wa-na ner na ner DING DONG! Wakka ya wakka ya wakka ya wakka ya wak, Bah nah NOING!!!!

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Is Gordon still o the turdmaker?

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Hi Steve' Love you Steve despite the pancake Mom

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Really funny gu s, but I need my shoes.

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I like pancakes. With plum jam. Not apple. Not strawberry. Not peach. Plum and ONLY plum. I hope I have made myself clear.

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This is only a test. If thi were an actual visitor, this field would probably contain the words "sicko" and/or "lawsuit".