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Man Goes Public
New York, NY
In an IPO watched closely by industry trend spotters, some total nobody named Henry Dappler went public today and saw shares of himself soar 378 percent on their first day of trading.
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Designer Joins Peace Corps, Hungry Crocodiles "Elated"
Vienna, VA
In an announcement that greatly impacted the futures of several impending Photoshop files, designer Steve McNutt announced today that he has joined the Peace Corps.
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Seven Year-Old Finds Penny
MEMPHIS, Tennessee
You don't find money growing on trees. And you certainly don't find it just laying around. That is, unless you happen to be seven year old Memphis resident Tim Kapp.
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Chinese Government Lauded For Openness, Sense of Humor
GENEVA, Switzerland
Well, you had to expect that Jiang Zemin was going to improvise. Last night the president of the People's Republic of China
did just that as the Chinese government was honored by the United Nations for its "geniality, sense of humor and
openness towards its people and the world."
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Indignant Gore To Bradley: "I'm Gonna Make You My Bitch"
CoWorker's Personal Life Not As Fascinating To Others As He Thinks
Millennium 2000 Report:
In The Future Everything Will Be Better
Reader Poll:
Why Do You Own A Pet?
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