So it's been a week since the start of this
whole thing and it's time to disappear.
For any of you wondering why I sound like a raving
lunatic, partly it's because I am one,
partly because this week has been the weirdest
of my life.
My TV caught fire.
There's been a film shoot outside and inside my
house.
(unrelated to E-mail obviously)
I got my heart broken.
Oh yeah, and I told 15,000 people to f*** off.
I'm waiting to give birth to a two-headed donkey, maybe tonight.
I will NEVER complain of being bored again.
So thanks for the wit and abuse (I quite liked the
abuse really) and I hope your
dreams come true. (Well perhaps not the one
about the antelopes).
Here's a wav(sound) file that
someone sent me. (It contains swearing, but if you've got this
far without being offended then go ahead)
Here's a picture of me
for those who're interested.
And remember "WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS".
Which is why they're soooo dull.