haiku - battle body parts
Jack Nicholson by sydney
imagining jack's
wee-wee makes me feel kind of
gross on the inside.
Silicone Implants by nobi
Outside the body
You are just packets of goo
But in the boobs, wow!
Buttholes R Us by nobi
wipe it really well
uncle nobi's got a plan
to make it all good
Anal Cavity by sydney
Swab it out, my son.
Shove the toilet paper up
As far as it goes.
Knuckle by sydney
Prosthetic fingers
Now come with a moving joint
Made from Barbie's knee.
Nobi's Dandruff by nobi
it's snowing outside?
what excuse would you give me
in the summertime?
"My Left Nipple Itches" by sydney
Itchy left nipple,
When I scratch it feels funny.
Itch, my friend, itch.