Date: Thu, 28 Oct 1999 06:51:34 -0700 (PDT)
From: mata hari
Subject: Finally, your results are in! You're a girl!!!! 

Can I believe I ignored all my work to do this?  Sure  I can, sure I can.  You'll gladly see that I know all the furthest reachings of your soul.
> >  >>
> >  >>**be honest**
> >  >>
> >  >>1. My name.
> >  >> S&M Maresca

> >  >>2. Where did we meet?
> >  >> Slonim House Calvacade-Condom demonstration

> >  >>3. Take a stab at my middle name
> >  >>  Marie (as in Howe)(I think that's right?)

> >  >>4. How long have u known me?
> >  >>  Lets see. Could it be... five years???

> >  >>5.How well do you know me?
> >  >>  Okay. So-so.  I don't deign to know the fullness of spirit that is Sydney Maresca!!!

> >  >>6. Do I smoke?
> >  >> Absolutely not.  I don't even think you'v ever tried have you?

> >  >>7. Do I believe in God?
> >  >>I don't think so.  But I bet maybe in a moment of extreme Goonies-style danger, you might.
> >  >>8. When u first saw me what was your impression?
> >  >>This girl is very friendly.  And I bet she can appreciate a good fart joke.

> >  >>9. My age?
> >  >>23

> >  >>10. Birthday?
> >  >>November 4(?)NO NO 9th(?).

> >  >>11. Color hair?
> >  >>Sherbert

> >  >>12. Color eyes?
> >  >>brown. I was very sure of this, and now I wonder.  green?

> >  >>13. Tall / average / short / fat / average thin? Of course, in our house this was relative.  Id say perfectly tall enough and perfectly thin enough
> >  >>
> >  >>14. Do I have any siblings?
> >  >>Yes, a redhead brother who works in the dishwasher repair field????

> >  >>15. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me? I'm not opposite. 
> >  >>(If same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me?
> >  >>Maybe.  Maybe I really wanted a pair of your shoes or something like that. Ooh or your apartment!

> >  >>16. What's one of my favorite thing to do?
> >  >>Drink tea and fashion penises out of Glamour?  ooh, or cartwheels.

> >  >>17. Do u remember one of the 1st things I said 2 u?  Yes.  Michael #93 is dumb.
> >  >>
> >  >>18. What's my favorite type of music?
> >  >>"Funny boys in fuzzy sweaters sing folkrocknovelty"

> >  >>19. What is the best feature about me?
> >  >>Your charming heart (shaped butt), of course.

> >  >>20. Am I shy or outgoing?
> >  >>Well, I say outgoing.  But you say shy.

> >  >>21. Would u say I am funny?
> >  >>Sure. youre a funny bunny. who likes honey...in her tea.

> >  >>22. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
> >  >>What's a rebel?

> >  >>23. Any special talents?
> >  >>Yes.  Basting.  Plus, don't you make a knockout flan in a pan?

> >  >>24. Would you consider me a friend?
> >  >>Yes I would.  However, I would also consider you a fluffernutter.

> >  >>25. Would u call me preppy, slutty, a homie,average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
> >  >>Definitely I would pick Slutty spice and Homie spice.  I think those best describe you.

> >  >>26 Have u ever seen me cry?
> >  >>Yes, I do think so. Once, I think. Do you remember if I have? I know it wouldn't have been sobbing-bobbing, but more of a little clenched cry.  Was this you? Oh mi god its 10:00.

> >  >>27. If there were 1 good nickname for me what would it be?
> >  >>Snickerly-pickerly puddin pie
> > >  >>=====