I am sure that men don't know what kind of IM's (Instant Messages) we women have to put up with.  So let me share  a few of my favorites.  I put my picture in the Gallery for AOL members for the soul purpose of getting hits on my page.  I got lots of nice mail and a few stinkers.   I also had an onslaught of  IMs when I would sign on.  All names have been changed to protect the guilty sons of guns.

It started with a note from Howard...

Dear Bliss,  I very much enjoyed viewing your new photo posted in the AOL gallery and was hoping you would have more pictures to share.  Perhaps you can send me some more poses revealing more of your gorgeous body.  Please don't be shy and forward a picture that will show more of yourself to me.  I'll be here at my computer waiting for your image to heat up my screen.  Howard

Howard has a nice web page.  He is a  high school teacher.

The next morning when I signed on...

 NXXX: hi
 Blissley:  hey howard
 NXXX:  what's your real name
 Blissley:  lol
 Blissley:  why you gonna sign me up for study hall?
 NXXX:  if you like
 Blissley:  r u at school?  in the teacher's lounge?
 NXXX:  at my desk
 Blissley:  you have a nice page
 NXXX:  thank you
 Blissley:  however, i don't have any revealing pictures..altho i am gonna make a page for those who asked...lol
 NXXX:  when
 Blissley:  that's what i'm on doing now
 NXXX:  could you please just send me some pixs directly here?
 Blissley:  at school?
 Blissley:  why howard....
 NXXX:  yes here or later
 NXXX:  i think you're beautiful and would love to see more of you
 Blissley:  how could you teach class after looking at my pictures
 NXXX:  that should be my problem
 Blissley:  oh i wouldn't want to contribute to the deliquency of a biology teacher
 NXXX:  oh please do
 Blissley:  okay teacher boy...the truth since i like you...
 NXXX:  ok
 Blissley:  i have no nekkid pictures...i'm a hit whore and put my picture  up to get hits.  I have a web mistress teaching
               me how to do pages and this was one of her steps to generate hits
 NXXX:  what does that mean a hit whore
 NXXX:  why do you need hits
 Blissley:  just love to see those little numbers on the counter go UP and UP
 NXXX:  i'd rather you expose yourself to me so my cock goes up and up
 Blissley:  lol  oh i bet!!!   you are so naughty
 NXXX:  so you are saying there is no chance we can exchange pixs of each other?
 Blissley:  howard since i like you..can i ask you a question?
 NXXX:  yes
 Blissley:  i realize that some of the pic in the gallery are just come ons for porno sites...but what about all
the women who just wanted to meet nice guys?
 Blissley:  do you ask them for nekkid pictures alla time?
 NXXX:  that is why i am looking ... i have too many porn sites to choose from
 NXXX:  no not all the time
 Blissley:  just me cos i LOOKED like i might take naughty pictures
 NXXX:  only if i find them interesting and willing to exchange
 Blissley:  how about those two women with much more downloads above me..did you ask them?
 Blissley:  they are about my age...ones a blonde... curse her
 NXXX:  which ones
 Blissley:  one has a big ole cowel neck sweather
 Blissley:  how long has your page been up?
 Blissley:  hello

 Blissley:  did the bell ring Howard? Recess?
 NXXX:  sorry  someone picked up the phone in the office & i lost connection
 Blissley:  oh i thought the bell rang
 Blissley:  or maybe a fire drill
 NXXX:  5 min or so for that
 NXXX:  or a bomb scare
 NXXX:  so what about it?
 Blissley:  lol knife fight??
 NXXX:  we have those too
 Blissley:  i looked at your pictures of you..which one do you exchange
 NXXX:  the ones i'm talking about are not on my page
 NXXX:  what is your name
 NXXX:  truthfully?
 NXXX:  and where are you?
 Blissley:  I have a name like Madonna or cher...i need no last name so i won't reveal it just yet
 NXXX:  ????
 Blissley:  Well put yourself in my stiletto's Howard...
 Blissley:  we just met, and you are asking me for nekkid pictures
 Blissley:  what's a girl to think?
 NXXX:  i'd love to   if i was there    where ever that is
 Blissley:  What ever happened to schmoozing, romance, foreplay?
 NXXX:  you can think i'm anxious to see you
 NXXX:  tough online
 NXXX:  can i call you?
 Blissley:  but Howard you are wrong
 NXXX:  ?
 Blissley:  you can romance online..it's been done!
 NXXX:  i suppose
 Blissley:  My phone has been disconnected...we don't have power out here in the trailer court
 NXXX:  ok
 NXXX:  nevermind
 NXXX:  i thought you might be interested in having some fun
 Blissley:  I have my PC plugged in the back of Bob's Car Repair
 NXXX:  i was wrong
 Blissley:  oh Howard..u r no phun
 Blissley:  bye
 Blissley:  hee hee

then  we exchanged mail

Subj: No Subject
From: NXXX
To: Blissley

bliss are we through?

Subj: Re: No Subject
To: NXXX

Oh Howard...it all seemed so final yesterday.  snif snif
 

From: NXXX
To: Blissley

<<it all seemed so final yesterday>>

and today?
 

Subj: Re: No Subject
To: NXXX

oh Howard..you strike me as a fella that doesn't have time for a tease. ;-)
 

Subj: Re: No Subject
From: NXXX
To: Blissley

<<doesn't have time for a tease>>

not entirely true
 

The next morning

 NXXX:  hi
 Blissley:  hey howard
 NXXX:  hi _______
 Blissley:  just call me Bliss..everyone else does
 Blissley:  should i call you nine inch ?
 NXXX  you can but no one else does
 Blissley:  lol
 NXXX:  i would like to see more pixs of you
 Blissley:  i know you would
 Blissley:  my my  you are persistant
 NXXX:  you want me to stop
 Blissley:  well hon..i just don't have the kind of pictures you are looking for
 NXXX  the question is not whether you have them but will you take them for me
 Blissley:  but howard...why would i want to?  you just want to see me naked ..you aren't my friend
 NXXX:  ok  i won't bother you again
 NXXX: sorry i imposed
 Blissley:  lol