(WARNING: PLEASE do not take any thing on this site seriously...this is just all loads of crap i've made up...if you have some kind of REAL medical problem, PLEASE take it to a REAL doctor!)
MEDICAL HELP FOR THE CHEMICALLY IMBALANCED
AT A WHOLESALE PRICE!!!
Well, well....it looks like i decided to waste some more internet time and build myself some other crazy, waste of bytes, website.
Rightnow,
this site is still under major construction but will be up and ready very
very soon. (ya sure...)
(WARNING:
PLEASE do not take any thing on this site seriously...this is just all
loads of crap i've made up...if you have some kind of REAL
medical problem, PLEASE take it to a REAL
doctor!)
Arthritis
Bill
Clinton Syndrom
Broken
Bones
Complusive
Homework Eater
Cold
Sore
Haemopilus
Influenza B
Heart
Stopped Working
Imbeded
Objects (of all sizes)
Smokers
Cough
Repeated
Strain Injury (RSI) (coming soon!)
Lolly
Pop Addiction
Obesity
(coming soon!)
Spontainious
Human Combustion
Y
Chromosome (lacking of in males)
If you have any Ailments
you want to see up here, mail me!
If you need more help,
visit this site...http://www.oocities.org/timessquare/realm/7522/...and
goto Morp's useless help page. He's kinda like a shrink without some
stupid degree. Who needs a degree?!
People
have been helped...ya sure....