Claire the evil midget girl.
Creature small and nasty
Horrid little monster
The lesbian slut trollop whore
Atleast that’s what she calls herself
Though the title is quite well wore
It's all rather laughable
Dull shrimp that she is.
One day she'll find a husband
And forever she'll be his.
The little harpy fearful
Of "horrid masculine men"
What she wants is a baby
Over which to hen.