Claire the evil midget girl.

Creature small and nasty
Inch high so and so
Run up leaping attack
To kick you in the toe.

Horrid little monster
The lesbian slut trollop whore
Atleast that’s what she calls herself
Though the title is quite well wore

It's all rather laughable
Dull shrimp that she is.
One day she'll find a husband
And forever she'll be his.

The little harpy fearful
Of "horrid masculine men"
What she wants is a baby
Over which to hen.


© Matthew Robertson
2 November 1998


*this should not be taken to carry any message.
It is just a cheap shot at one gnome.



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