Name: Jade Jaguar (aka Jade)

Gender/Age: Female, 25

Location: Montreal, Canada

Occupation: Overworked Graduate Student and RATDG Contributer


Question Answer
When & where were you happiest?

Whenever I read djb's recap, spoilers or Tonino Benacquista; eating Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream and when I was at Dunnottar Castle in Scotland.

What's something you would never do?

Add Tabasco sauce to sweet food, spill my guts on national tv, write "Hi! I'm Jade Jaguar" in my diary after the first entry and turn out to be half-alien.

What's your idea of utter misery?

No internet access, out of order cable, kaput phone lines; Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys and all their clones playing on all radio channels; computer crash; having to cut 60 pages to my Master's thesis and my mom (horribly) singing at the top of her lungs "Minuit Chrétien" (Christian Midnight)

What is your most treasured possession?

Photo albums and cds

Your greatest regret?

That Liz told Max to put his shirt on!

Your greatest fear?

Losing a loved one or a limb. That we never find out the purpose of the granolith and that Alex strips again.

Your greatest achievement?

Not drooling after each "pecs sighting".

Your worst failure?

Not being able to check for myself if the myth about Scotsmen and their kilts is true!

How would you like to die?

Either of these 3 options are good : 1) in my sleep 2) surrounded by my loved ones, in the arms of my love 3) laughing my ass off

What's always in your refrigerator?

Yogurt, ketchup, tangerines.

If you had a superpower, what would it be?

If I could only have one, it would be flying but if I could have several, add telepathy, telekinesy and being invisible/visible.

Make up a title for a country song that would sum up your life.

She's Fighting Her Ass Off To Cut 60 Pages From Her Master's Thesis.

What is something about you that people would be surprised to know?

For the RATDG regulars : Oh God! Am I really gonna type it down? No! So here's another one : I would really like to be serenaded by a guy : yep, I'm cheesy and hopelessly romantic! For the new lurkers : English is not my first language (well, I guess you already knew because of all the mistakes I make;))

Your most inspirational experience?

Less uptight drunkMax making cool stuff; meeting old people, especially the ones over 100 years-old.

What's your pet peeve?

Continuity on Roswell, chain-letters, getting up before 8am; stupid, know-it-all, look-at-me, gratuitously mean, homophobic, racist, sexist, fanatic, jaded, moralist, snob, co-dependent people!

What's the most embarrassing CD in your collection?

Guns'n'Roses.

When was the last time you cried?

Meet the Dupes : Rath's mullet, Zan's goatee and the Dupes' accents.

What's your hidden talent?

Being able to do many things at once.