Name: J-Momma Gender: Unknown Occupation: Overworked College Professor and RATDG Contributer Location: Pheonix, AZ What burning Roswell question do you have?: I want to know why this show is so stoopidly compelling. Likes: Oh, just about anything involving Sci-fi, backpacking, chemical engineering, Eric Clapton, or chocolate. Preferably all of them at once. Dislikes: Poorly tuned musical instruments, ear infections, red meat, laughing out loud reading a RATDG post with coffee in my mouth and frying my keyboard. Question Answer When & where were you happiest? I dunno, there’s still time left to get there, right? What's something you would never do? Answer a set of questions like this thoroughly and honestly. What would you like to be reincarnated as? Whoever is reading this What's your idea of utter misery? An endless party where the only music is by boy bands, and the only guests are clones of Liz What is your most treasured possession? My sanity. No, my insanity. Or whatever. Your greatest regret? That I was born instead of hatched from a pod. Your greatest fear? That humans with no sense of humor, no sense of decency and no empathy will continue to run most nation’s governments. Living person you most despise? Deepak Chopra. Or John Gray. Anyhow, one or another of those "self-help" experts that are SOOOOO in it for the money. Living person you most admire? My offspring. The most wonderful human on the planet (Nooooo, I’m not a doting parent, am I?) Your greatest achievement? I once sat through an entire episode of Roswell without a single giggle, eye-roll, snort of derision, or sigh of exasperation. Your worst failure? I once sat through an entire episode of Roswell without a single giggle, eye-roll, snort of derision, or sigh of exasperation. How would you like to die? Happy What's always in your refrigerator? Tofu, cheese, tahini, carrots, salsa (current favorite: Enrico’s Chipotle. Runner-up: Religious Experience brand “wrath” flavor. No, I am not joking, it’s a real brand of salsa made in Colorado.) If you had a superpower, what would it be? Swiss Army Fingers. I’m always losing tools, so I figure if I could just morph them out of my fingertips I’d be set. Now I just have to figure out which tools. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My modesty and utter humility What is something about you that people would be surprised to know? I dunno. They are usually surprised by everything. I guess the 5th degree black belt surprises most people the most. What's your pet peeve? He’s not a PEEVE, he’s a cockroach, and he’s really EVERYBODY’s, not just mine. Your most inspirational experience: A raft trip I took on the Colorado river through the Grand Canyon What's the most embarassing CD in your collection? Sesame Street Greatest Hits part II When was the last time you cried? When I first saw ‘Rath’ What's your hidden talent? Hidden?