The

Unconventional Couples

Episode

Enigma Utterations Count

2002

Number of Cast Members that Have Played Music On Their Own Show Count

3

Alien Funny Business

(formerly Manipulation of Molecular Structures)

• Isabel lit candles & started the music

• Isabel repainted the viper and changed it back

• Max turns water into wine...well, beer

• Michael freaked out from the beer and becomes a glowstick, among other things

• Michael turns into a CB/police scanner

• Max tried his special alien hangover cure

Tell Me About It...Alex's Psychological Analysis

"Thank you so much for this, Max. I should have never doubted you." - Maria

"No problem." - Max

Alex says: What did Max do exactly? Maria found all the clues. Did I miss something?

It's just sex and drugs and whatever's passing for rock and roll these days. - Kyle

Alex says: Why don't you check the end of the episode for the lineup?

"Kyle needs a girl, badly." - Kyle to Buddha

Alex says: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Buddhism teaches celibacy.

"Kyle Valenti. This is your lucky night." - Isabel

Alex says : Yup, finding out you're in love with her while she's married and your close friend...join the club, buddy!

Never leave me alone on New Year’s. Ever. - Isabel to Jesse.

Alex says: Because apparently it’s turns her into a pimp.

"I'm a man on a mission : sex or death." - Kyle

Alex says : You mean I had a choice? I knew I got screwed!

"No, I'd feel like a third wheel." - Max about joining Maria and Michael on Enigma chase

Alex says : How about the bumper? I know a Jetta that would love to smash into it.

Know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to runnnnn... - Kyle and Isabel

Alex says: Know when to write it, know when to reuse it, know when it sucks.

"Look, women want an Alpha man, you know?" - Isabel to Kyle

Alex says : Is that what Felicity and Julie were calling an A-list guy?

How much do you love me? - Isabel to Kyle

Alex says: Okay, what kind of married woman asks her non-husband this question?

The Kit-Shickers. I know it sounds bad, but it’s really not. - Liz to movie lady.

Alex says: Yes, it is.

I hope those bastards can sing. - Movie lady

Alex says: No such luck. And they don’t know how to dress either.

"Ok, but tell me you're not just some guy with a fat buddha statue who prays to get laid on Friday night." - Bitsy to Kyle

Alex says : No, he does that on Mondays. By the way, why do we need to be reminded every time Buddha is mentioned that he is fat?

"Remember the movie thing?" - Old lady Jane

Alex says: Actually, no. That scene must be lying on the cutting room floor, along with most of the footage of me.

But then the alien invasion happened and my whole social started to suck. - Kyle

Alex says: Yes, the aliens to have the power to make things suck. Just call them the Hoovers.

"I swear I've seen you before." - Random girl at party to Max

Alex says: It must have been on the "Most in Need of a Shave" poster

Bingo! - movie lady

Alex says: Yes, let's get all the old folks stereotypes covered.

"She's a nihilist." - Isabel

Alex says: Good thing community college is teaching you how to pronounce that right.

"Let's walk back to the car like we haven't found a thing." - Maria

Alex says: Why? That means less people will be at the party and what's the point of attending a party that nobody goes to?

Honorary Alien of the Week

Ridiculous Crashdown menu clue that only a waitress that works there would get!

Moral of the Week

Drinking alcohol will make you think you're on fire.

Never leave your new bride alone cause she always finds another guy.

If you can't be with your loved one at midnight on New Years, settle for phone sex.

Kyle's a sweetie and apparently the new Alex

Maria and Max are fun to watch when they remember they're friends

Temporal shifting occasionally works (even on Roswell)