The

Liz is really HOT

Episode

Get it - Hot? Cause she caught stuff on fire? Oh...nevermind.

Number of Cast Members Who Need to Wash Their Hair REALLY Bad

3

Alien Funny Business

(formerly Manipulation of Molecular Structures)

• Liz melted a plate

• Liz's face disappears

• Doctor w/sideways glasses warps

• Liz messes with the radio

• Liz drops LSD and tries to talk to Maria

• Liz turns into Hitler and burns some books

• Max puts out the fire

• Max knocks away Michael's shovel (that's it kids! No more sandbox today!)

• Liz drops somemore LSD and tries to attend a Harvard interview

• Liz's skin flashes (a lot)

• Max turns Liz into an electricity globe

• Max dries slobber from Liz’s shirt

Tell Me About It...Alex's Psychological Analysis

"Where's everybody else?" - Liz

Alex says : For once, lost fans are tuning back on the show since Liz is finally getting a backbone and not being a codependent twit with Max. Katims, do you get the message?

"What's wrong?" - Max

"Nothing. I think I'm coming down with something." - Liz

Alex says : Yup, it's called a backbone and self-respect.

"Maybe it's mono." - Max

Alex says: Maybe it's you.

"Sweetie, you got more brains and talent in your little finger than all the kids have in Roswell in their entire bodies." - Jeff's pep speech to Liz

"Maria...you have more talent in your little finger than anyone else in this town." - Liz's pep speech to Maria

Alex says : It looks like pep speeches run into the Parker family.

“I gotta wash my eyes.” Kyle

Alex says: May want to poke ‘em out while your at it. I just saw Maria shimmy down you dad’s side. Ew.

"Are you sexually active, Liz?" - Doctor with crazy glasses

"No!" - Liz

Alex says : Of course, not. She's the Donna of the show (besides me but I can still mess up Isabel's dreams. Don't tell anyone.)

"And there's a possibility that you may catch something even from someone you love." Dr. Frank to Liz

Alex says : Like codepency?

“Buddha take me away.” Kyle

Alex: Calgon must be on vacation.

“I have a Lean Cuisine to heat up.” Michael to Maria

Alex: Can’t these advertisers buy commercials like everyone else? Must we suffer through horrid product placement?

"I'm scared to tell him." - Liz about Max

"Why? He's the one you go to for everything." - Kyle

Alex says: Well, actually, that used to be me & Maria. And it sure looks like Kyle is now the Dear Abby of Roswell. And where's Sean? Did Max stow him away on the granolith maybe? Kyle, exactly who goes to Max for what?

"Harvard's been your dream since you were 6." - Mr. Parker

Alex says: ::incredulous:: Since when? It might mean something if you bothered to mention it before now.

"Kyle, I think I'm changing." - Liz

Alex says: Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

"You healed me and now I'm different." - Liz

Alex says: Yes, it took 2 and a half years but there are consequences on this show.

"They want to turn me into some bubblegum pop princess." - Maria

Alex says: Turn you into? Maria, hon, don't set 'em up like that if you don't want me to knock 'em down.

"I'm not gonna be the guy you blame for ruining your life." - Michael

Alex sasy: Yeah, ruin your life over some other idiot. A more worthy idiot if you will. With good hair.

"It's what made me fall in love with him." - Liz

"Me too." - Kyle

Alex says: BWHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.

"Suddenly my life is like, a life." - Maria, after clearing up her alien infection

Alex says: Funny, Liz had the opposite feeling in Season One.

"You look nice." - Sheriff to Maria

Alex says: More like, 'you look goth'

"It was a spontaneous thing. You were feeling good. I was feeling good." - Maria to Michael about them having sex

Alex says : Hey Maria, I'm feeling good, do you?

Honorary Alien of the Week

Your high school PE teacher.

Moral of the Week

Max is the cause of all pain

When you are feeling good and so does your friend, you can have sex.

Record execs will try to ruin your music (it's all about the music, man!)