The

Attack of the Stepford Wife

Episode

Isabel's Weird Outfit Count

3

Number of Times Isabel Avoiding Dealing With Reality

67

Alien Funny Business

(formerly Manipulation of Molecular Structures)

• Michael creates first-class airplane tickets out of bills (really!)

• Kivar food-poisons Jesse's drink

• Kivar possesses a poor clueless human

• Isabel locks and unlocks Jesse in the bathroom

• Kivar makes Isabel come outside against her will or Vilandra makes Isabel go outside against her will (you decide)

• Isabel transforms a candle into a pricy glass thing

• Michael makes a wheelbarrow on Jesse's feet

• Isabel is possessed by dead Vilandra and gets Sabretooth, magic evil Willow and that guy from Limp Bizkit's black eyes in the process

• Isabel cracks some rock

• Kivar makes Max and Michael fall on their asses

• Kivar makes a wormhole/"beam-me-up, Scotty" portal

• Isabel makes a branch fall on Jesse

• Kivar's alien essence goes back to Antar through the wormhole while clueless possessed human becomes de-possessed

Tell Me About It...Alex's Psychological Analysis

"Kitchen." - Liz, handing Michael's dirty dishes

"I'm not washing all these." - Michael

"Go." - Liz

Michael goes to the kitchen

Alex says : You think we should thank Maria for Michael's new submissiveness?

"Your husbands quite a golfer." - Kivar

Alex says: And you're quite the LSD flashback.

"Spit it out." - Michael to Kyle

Alex says : Isabel cheated on her groom on their honeymoon but everything is all right....

"Somethings been happening for a while now that I don't quite understand." - Mr. Evans describing Max

Alex says: Yea, it's called puberty.

"We don't remember a lot." - Max

Alex says: Yeah, that must be why Max is rude to Liz on the phone when he promised her that he will never leave her and be more demonstrative toward her.

"Well, it all sounds pretty far-fetched to me." - Isabel

Alex says: Whatever, hybrid.

"I feel funny about this but could I speak to you for a minute?" - Philip

"Sure. Right now?" - Jeff

"Yeah. Er, in private." - Philip

"Yeah. Let's go in the back." - Jeff

Alex says : You think Max and Liz's fathers are having an affair?

"Jesse, are you coming out?" - Isabel

Alex says : Max is the bride after all.

"What if this is some wild goose chase?" - Michael

Alex says : Like the spawn quest?

She wants control, she wants him! - Isabel

Alex says: Isabel, have you ever read Sybil? Might be a good idea to put it on your wish list.

"Why is this happening to me?" - Isabel

Alex says : Because you're the new "star" of the show? Be careful. Look what they did to Max.

"It's a new mode of transit." - Kivar

Alex says: Ah, you got one of those hybrid cars?

You'll have plenty of time for your intense brooding moments with Liz later. - Michael

Alex says: Heh, but please don't make us watch that.

"See he got this girl pregnant..." - Isabel to Jesse

Alex says: Is this the Season 2 recap for that 1 viewer who came into the show mid-Season 3? How nice of you to do that for him/her!

"She's still inside of me." - Isabel about Vilandra

Alex says : Like in "Alien"? Or the dancing alien from Spaceballs?

"Jesse. Honeymoon. Focus. Focus." - Isabel

Alex says : Elena Tyler called. She wants her lines back.

Honorary Alien of the Week

The dancing one from Spaceballs. "Hello my baby, hello my honey...."

Moral of the Week

The human brain is smart.

You can cheat on your new groom on your honeymoon

Be sure to always realize that men save you, even if you just saved yourself.

Before getting nookie on your honeymoon from your alien bride, you will have to deal with lack of mood, sleep, bad appetizers, ex-stalking alien lovers, bathroom locks, the bride kissing another man, the bride's brothers looking for blood, excuses, a runaway bride and some physical pain.