The
Christmas Nazi Strikes Back
Episode
The "That Kid is not Autistic" Count
405
Alien Funny Business
(formerly Manipulation of Molecular Structures)
- Isabel creates a stocking
- Max tried to heal Samuel (dude, you're still not God, stop trying)
- Isabel dreamwalked Samuel and parents and gave them a happy Christmas show
Tell Me About It...Alex's Psychological Analysis
He is, he's staring at me. - Max
Alex says: Maybe because you're staring at him.
All I know is I’m not getting any. - Michael to Max
Alex says: Can you say pig? I should have kicked his ass when I had the chance.
"Something made him talk to me. I have to find what that is." - Max
Alex says : Yeah, it's called a script.
"Move away! Stay away!" - Samuel's mon to Max
Alex says : Finally, an appropriate reaction to Max. ::sighs with relief::
You sit here with Max and I'll be right back. - Samuel's mom
Alex says: Yes, that's right, stay with the strange man who suddenly started stalking you.
You had his best interest at heart. - Samuel's dad
Alex says: Yup, using the kid to communicate with your alien son, definitely in his best interest.
Just walk in there. She’ll think it’s hot. - Michael to Max
Alex says: Since when did a) Michael started giving out advice about relationships and b) Max started listening?
I mean the creepfactor here is woo! - Kyle
Alex says: Tell me about it.
He said "Baskin-Robbins" - Samuel's dad
Alex says: I said "product placement."
You're my family. - Max
Alex says: Just to get this straight - Isabel's your home, Liz is your family...what kind of sicko are you?
"But tonight I am here for you." - Max to Samuel
Alex says : RUN!
Honorary Alien of the Week
The Christmas Snapple
Moral of the Week
Breaks-ups between Maria and Michael only last for half an episode
Hockey is a superior sport
Max is allowed to have a God complex during Christmas
Creepy behavior is ok when the show's lead is the perpetrator
Family is better than perfect (ok, fine that was kinda sweet)
Snapple is definitely a sponsor.
The Christmas Snapple