The

I Fell In Love With a Teenage Alien

Episode

Tabasco Use Count

5 bottles

Manipulation of Molecular Structures

- Max healed Liz

- Max broke a ketchuup bottle

- Max connected with Liz

- Max messes with a clay head (hey, that's school property mister!)

Tell Me About It...Alex's Psychological Analysis

"It's September 24th, I'm Liz Parker and five days ago I died. But then the really amazing thing happened. I came to life." - Liz

Alex says: Liz has gone through an emotional turmoil, but came out on top. Fortunately anti-depressants were not required.

"And, and even if it weren't I'm going out with Kyle. I mean, he's steady and loyal, and he appreciates me." - Liz

"Sounds like you're describing a poodle." - Maria

Alex says: This tells us Maria has issues with intimacy.

"Could I get a bathroom pass?" - Max

"High maintenance today aren't we?" - Teacher

Alex says: The teacher is actually saying "Tell me what you had for lunch so I don't eat it, too."

"The important thing is, to contain this. We just have to figure out what to say to Miss Scientist." - Isabel

Alex says: I sense hostility. Perhaps Isabel should loosen up that ponytail.

"Max Evans?? Um....I don't really know him all that well." - Liz

Alex says: Even though she thinks she's lying to the sheriff, Liz is telling the truth. The first time she spoke to Max was an hour ago.

"Well, I prefer the term 'not of this earth'." - Max

Alex says: Max feels discriminated against when he is called "alien". He's calling for a more politically correct version.

"Liz won't tell anyone. She's different." - Max

Alex says: Max is correct. Liz is different. She likes the smell of sulfur.

Would a human wear that?

Michael's argyle sweater in the Crashdown

Honorary Alien of the Week

The Crashdown Couple

Is that an Alien Language?

"Precosita tan Linda?" - Maria

"The guy with the gun was kind of like a muscular Beavis and the other was like a beefy Butt-head." - Maria

"We spent last week talking about genus and phylum..." - Biology teacher

"We have to figure out how to curtail this." - Isabel

"We don't even know if there is a 'them'." - Max

"We were in some kind of incubation pods." - Max

"Cut a U-ey!" - Liz

Did I hear Intergalactic (Planetary) Music?

Garbage

Sarah McLachlan

Dave Matthews Band

Hole