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THE ALPHINGTON
AFTERPARTY REPORT
But here is an amusing story.......
Once upon a time there was a 3 little girls...
Thier names were Soph, Anna and Kat.
They once met some charming young fellows from Alphington
Grammar (after an unfortunate incident at a party involving a German
Exchange student... ;) but we wont mention that).
They got to know these fine young men and thier little
idiosyncrasys.
But one day, after a few months these boys decided to
play a few tricks on these three little girls. These boys
made up lots of stories... and they weren't nice.
So the girls got sick of these formerly nice boys.
And they decided to get revenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway.... so they planned a story of thier own... in
a magnitude similar to the size of all the stories made up by these
boys previously.
The 3 little girls were planning on going to
go to these boy's formal after party. And they thought, what
better way to get them back, than cause a scene.
They planned the story over a week and this is how it
went:
They said that Katrina's "twin brother" had once "gone
out" with Anna. But they had "broken up" a few months back,
due to Sophie "accidentely" kissing Anna's "boyfriend" at a party.
Anna was "ok" with this... as she thought "They were
drunk,.... but he is scum, so i will dump him".
But after a few drinks at the after party SOphie decided
to let Anna know the "truth".
Sophie told Anna that she was with "Ben" "more than
once"...... At this stage Anna gave Sophie a full on, Red
face, bruising bitch slap. Anna then got up from the table
she was sitting at, stepped up onto the table, walked over it and
ran to the toilet, in tears (for this, Anna was cheered for). Sophie
then started bawling herself.
One of the not so nice boys, who was sitting at the
table jaw dropped and stared at Sophie and then mumbled... "what
was that about"... to which Sophie did not reply, only started crying
again.
These boys then went into recovery mode... they attempted
to to pick up the peices... but Sophie went on to reveal, she was
"with" "Ben" "5 times".....
Everyone was trying to make sophie and anna make up....
but just couldn't do it.... Katrina was pivital in the scam
as she went around making sure everyone knew th exact reason and
tried to "pick up the pieces"
Everyone believed them.
And the nite was a total success.
But the highlight was at the end when Soph, KAt and
Anna had had enough of making fun of these boys and they tried
to tell them the truth, the boys didn't believe them.
When Anna said "SOphie was never with my boyfriend"
One of the boys replied.... "Anna, you can't deny it
happened... you just have to move on"...
SUCKERS BOYS!!!!
Well coreagraphed girls!!!!!!
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