LESS CLUCK BUT MORE MEAT FOR YOUR BUCK

urban legend be damned!

my 17 year old son has it on good authority

(friend of a friend - no names)

there’s some strange goings on

at those Kentucky Fried Chicken farms

enough to make Colonel Sanders rise from the grave

and sizzle in his own embalming fluid

word is KFC’s legal title

to a genetically enhanced hybrid of poultry

little resembling mother nature’s original recipe …

bigger breasts, larger wings - more muscular legs

yet just as tender - and whammo!

11 different herbs and spices

takes on a whole new meaning

my son further points out

as we’re stuffing our faces with the evidence tonight

the word ‘chicken’ can no longer be found

on any of the packaging

and faster than you can ask

why did the mutant cross the road?

gall darn - he was right - I checked!

so the next time you’ve a craving for extra crispy

and while licking your fingers

suddenly get an urge to crow like a rooster on steroids

courtesy of Eric Glaude and Julie Grenier