BEING ROBBED

Late one night, a woman was walking home when a man
grabbed her and dragged her into the bushes.
"Help me! Help me!" she screaed. "I'm being robbed!"

"You ain't being robbed..." her attacker interrupted.
"You're being raped!"

The woman looked at her attacker as he unzipped his jeans.
"If you're planning on raping me with that," she laughed,
"then I am most definitely being robbed!"