A monk named Krillin one day awoke

With but one idea threatening to choke.

"I must find the answer," thought he,

"To this insane thought that is bothering me!

"I tried to be good, I tried to be kind

But now I'm being punished

With this thought in my mind!

"I have to know, there's no time to be coy

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME,

WHAT THE HELL IS 'YAOI'?!"

He took to the air and flew to find one

One who could possibly help solve the sum.

Landing outside the large Capsule door

Krillin, wasting no time, skipped to the fore.

He hammered and knocked, even ringing the bell

But no-one was home, not that he could tell-

All the doors were locked, the window shades drawn

Nobody was taking a rest on the lawn-

Krillin was quiet, Krillin was quick

He loosened a catch as swift as a blink.

Slipping inside, he thought to himself-

"It's not really crime, it's helping oneself!"

Peering inside one dimly-lit room

Krillin espied a figure through the gloom

This figure it seemed was in an embrace

It had spiked black hair, though he couldn't see the face-

Rubbing his eyes, he focused and saw

To his amazement, there was in fact one more

One more figure to add to the one

With a blink and a gasp, he blurted out "SON!?"

The two figures broke apart, guilty it seemed

While Krillin's jaw hung slack, amazed at the scene.

For Son Gokou it was, a friend old and dear

But- it was impossible, utterly weird-

His partner in this clandestine deed...

The slim, Spandex-clad figure who was taking no heed

Of the stare of the bald one- he twisted around in the other man's grip

And dismissed the monk with a flick of his wrist-

Was, Krillin realised with an audible gasp,

None other than..

"Vegeta?!" he ended in a rasp.

"How can this be?! What's going on?!!"

Each dark-haired Saiyan's eyes lustfully shone..

He fervently willed the scene to have been

A product of some wild and very *wrong* dream-

He rubbed his eyes twice, and gaped at the two

Krillin felt slightly faint. It was honestly true!

Gokou looked vaguely annoyed at the rude interruption

And as he watched Krillin's face, he made the assumption

That his and his prince's moment was gone

Their relationship stopped before it had even begun!

He decided in a moment of panic

That there was only one thing for it- it was time to be candid.

Glancing up periodically to gauge the monk's reaction

Taking Vegeta's face in his hands, he rekindled the attraction,

And as Krillin looked on, transfixed with shock

Gokou proceeded to resume the Saiyajin lip-lock.

The two black-haired Saiyajin otherwise engaged,

Krillin attempted to avert his wayward gaze

But the temptation to look on to the fiercly attractive scene

Gradually overwhelmed his previous moral screams

Just as he was about to impulsively join the hug

Vegeta broke away with difficulty, and, looking annoyingly smug

Said, with the merest glimmer of a smirk

"Sorry, Cue-ball. Inter-species coupling doesn't work..

"It's Saiyajin only in this particular kiss!

Pity your pathetic human blood made you miss-"

He broke off abruptly as the taller kissed his throat

And, closing his eyes he leaned back and continued, slightly breathlessly, to gloat-

"Made you miss out on this sort of fantastic thing

That Kakarot and I make go with a zing!

"Don't you think it looks like fun?" Vegeta gave a throaty laugh

That Son Gokou seemed to appreciate and joined in on his own behalf.

The two pairs of eyes glittering through the dark

Made Krillin wish he were not the object they chose to mark-

They looked too much like predators, grinning at the prey

And Krillin was frightened. He longed to run away..

But first he had to ask what had brought him here at all

That burning question. He did not make to stall,

But asked it straight out, loud and clear into the air-

"Do you two know what 'yaoi' is?" He regarded the flushed Saiyan pair.

Gokou looked at Vegeta, who reclined lazily in his arms

He held a silent conference with the dark-eyed employer of subtle charms

Krillin looked on, bewildered, as both Saiyajin, stifling a laugh

Looked at him innocently and shrugged the same shrug- and a half-

The same knowing smile played around treacherous Saiyan lips

Vegeta turned a laugh to a cough- Gokou placed hands upon his hips-

Krillin watched the embrace deepen, not knowing where to look

As more and more of the clothing came off and, feeling like a crook

He edged his way around the pair, so needless of his opinion,

As each claimed the other's skin as part of his dominion.

He turned to bid a strangled goodbye to his oldest friend

But saw with some trepidation that the Saiyans seemed to blend-

Goku held his new-found "friend" close around the waist

And with a jaunty wave and a *pop*, they disappeared from the place.

Krillin left the Corporation sadly, closing the door behind him-

He thought how complicated matters were, and, looking rather prim,

He reassured himself that he wanted absolutely no part in it,

And that Gokou and Vegeta were welcome to each other, they really seemed to fit-

Brushing away a lonely tear

Krillin suddenly brightened- a new idea for a quest was here!

Since Goku and Vegeta couldn't help him- he thought he heard distant laughter-

Krillin knew what he would do- it couldn't wait any longer-

What was 'yaoi'? It really was mysterious

And Krillin was determined, and very very curious

To know exactly what the term meant...

He knew what he would do.

He would turn to the Internet!

~Fin~