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My other car is a broom.
We have men cuz' vibrators can't mow the lawn.
If you don't like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk!!
Call 911, make a Cop come....
I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet.
MMMMMM...Spotted Owl...tastes like chicken.
You've been a BAD girl, now go to my room.
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but Whips and Chains excite me.
I brake for no particular reason....
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IF YOUR SHIP HASN'T COME IN...SWIM OUT TO IT!
LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO DANCE WITH UGLY MEN/WOMEN.
I LIKE CATS! THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN.
MEN ARE PROOF THAT WOMEN CAN TAKE A JOKE.
THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.
TIME IS WHAT KEEPS THINGS FROM HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE
"AUNTIE EM: HATE YOU, HATE KANSAS, TAKING THE DOG." -DOROTHY
LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF.
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion / overcomplication)
LOTTERY: A TAX ON PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD AT MATH.
VERY FUNNY SCOTTY. NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES.
I DIDN'T FIGHT MY WAY TO THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN TO BE A
VEGETARIAN.
I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT.
IT'S LONELY AT THE TOP, BUT YOU EAT BETTER.
FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT IT.
IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS, WHY ARE THEY MADE WITH
MEAT?
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST.
SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM.
PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE. PITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVE.
FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL.
WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.
GIVE ME AMBIGUITY OR GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE.
WE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF "SMART."
MAKE IT IDIOT PROOF AND SOMEONE WILL MAKE A BETTER IDIOT.
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST.
ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU'RE UNIQUE, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE
HAPPY.
CONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS.
3 KINDS OF PEOPLE: THOSE WHO CAN COUNT AND THOSE WHO CAN'T.
EVER STOP TO THINK, AND FORGET TO START AGAIN?
DIPLOMACY IS THE ART OF SAYING "NICE DOGGIE!"...TILL YOU CAN FIND A
ROCK.