DAY ONE
Breakfast: One scrambled egg, one piece of toast with grape jelly. Eat 2
bites of egg, using your fingers; dump the rest on the floor. Take 1 bite
of toast, then smear the jelly over your face and clothes.
Lunch: Four crayons (any color), a handful of potatoe chips, and a glass of milk (3 sips only then spill the rest).
Dinner: A dry stich, two pennies and a nickel, 4sips of flat Sprite.
Bedtime snack:Throw a piece of toast on the kitchen floor.
DAY TWO
Breakfast: Pick up stale toast from kitchen floor and eat it. Drink half
bottle of vanilla extract or one vial of food dye.
Lunch: Half tube of "Pulsating Pink" lipstick and a handful of Purina Dog Chow (any flavor). One ice cube, if desired.
Afternoon Snack: Lick an all day sucker until sticky, take outside drop in dirt. Retrieve and continue slurping until clean again. Then bring inside drop on rug.
Dinner: A rock or an uncooked bean, which should be thrust up your left nostril. Pour Grape Kool-Aid over mashed potatoes; eatwith spoon.
DAY THREE
Breakfast: Two pancakes with plenty of syrup, eat one with fingers, rub in
hair. Glass of milk, drink half, stuff other pancake in glass. After
breakfast, pick up yesterdays sucker from rug, lick off fuzz, put it in
cushion of best chair.
Lunch: Three matches , peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Spit several bites on the floor. Pour glass of milk on table and slurp up.
Dinner: Dish of ice cream, handful of potatoe chips, some red punch, try to laugh some punch out your nose if possible.
FINAL DAY
Breakfast: A quater tube of toothpaste (any flavor), bit of soap, an
olive. Pour a glass of milk over a bowl of cornflakes, add half a cup of
sugar. Once cereal is soggy, drink milk, feed cereal to dog.
Lunch: Eat crumbs off kitchen floor and dining room carpet. Find that sucker and finish it.
Dinner: A glass of spaghetti and chocolate milk. Leave meatball on plate. Stick of mascara for dessert.
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