10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
5. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equiptment is so old, it takes forever to
finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
And the number one thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
1. It's not fair........I do all the work while he just sits there!
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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to
drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number one thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
1. Think you can get me off?
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The Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't:
10. Nuts.....my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit
more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number one thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up....I need to wash my balls first.
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: 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T:
:
: 1. Reach in and grab the giblets.
: 2. Whew! That's one terrific spread!
: 3. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
: 4. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
: 5. Talk about huge breasts!
: 6. "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
: 7. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold
her
down.
: 8. It's Cool Whip time!
: 9. If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst!
: 10. It must be broken, 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing
squirts
out..
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