I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said, "Six vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert
And on the pedestal these words appear,
My name is Ozymandias, King of Ants
Look on my feelers, termites, and despair!
I am the biggest ant you'll ever see
The ants of old weren't half as big and bold
And fierce as me!"
[1] No, a different one.
In my spare time from ruling the ant kingdom, I am a basic superuser on Monty Python's Flying Talker, and net.second-cousin-once-removed to MissCreant.