How to Feed Ducks

Ducks at Iffley Lock

Dave Rogers v1.02 feeding ducks at Iffley Lock.

1. Tie a piece of pork fat to a long piece of string.

2. Throw it to the nearest duck, which eats it.

3. The alimentary canal of a duck cannot digest pork fat, so it passes straight through.

4. Pull the string through to give some slack. Go to 1.

You will soon have a novelty child's toy, Christmas decoration or bioengineered aero engine.

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