NEW VOY drabble: Cheek to Cheek (1/1) PG [P, K, EMH]
Title: Cheek to Cheek
Author: Dave Rogers
Email Address: daverogers@geocities.com
Series: VOY drabble
Rating: PG
Codes: P, K, EMH
Part: 1/1
Date Posted: 1st September 1999
Warning: Really Bad Joke Alert
Summary: Yet another medical emergency...
Disclaimer: I've grafted Paramount's characters on to an old joke.
Cheek to Cheek
Tom was lying face down on the biobed when Harry entered.
"Tom, are you okay? What the hell happened?"
"I'm fine, Harry. The console blew up, the Captain suffered major
facial burns, and I needed a skin graft fast..."
"Fortunately, Mr. Paris is a compatible donor, and his medical
skills are adequate," interjected the voice of the EMH.
"But Tom," there wasn't any genteel way to put it, "Your left
buttock is now the Captain's right cheek! How come you look so
damned cheerful about it?"
"Because some day," Tom grinned triumphantly, "Chakotay's going
to kiss it!" (
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