Scene: Engineering. Several crewmen are working at various
consoles. Enter Max and B'Elanna, main doors.
MAX: So, B'Elanna, what have you been doing the last five years?
MUSIC: "Summer Nights", from "Grease"
TORRES: Delta Quadrant, found me a beau,
Cut to Bridge: Paris is at the conn, with the rest of the
bridge crew at their stations.
PARIS: Delta Quadrant, happened so slow,
Cut to Engineering (etc.)
TORRES: Met a pig drooling for me,
PARIS: Met a girl tough as can be,
Split screen, Engineering and Bridge
BOTH: Pulled away by the Array
To, uh oh, those Voyager nights
THE CREW: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
BRIDGE CREW: Tell me more, tell me more
CHAKOTAY (glaring): Did you get very far?
ENGINEERING CREW: Tell me more, tell me more
NICOLETTI: Like does he have a car?
(Torres rolls eyes in exasperation)
PARIS: Fought the Kazon, saved all the crew,
TORRES: Some Vidiian split me in two.
PARIS: Playing pool at Sandrine's old bar,
TORRES: Then some jerk gave me Pon Farr!
BOTH: Fever fling don't mean a thing
But, uh oh, those Voyager nights.
ALL: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
ENGINEERING CREW: Tell me more, tell me more
VORIK: Was it love at first bite?
BRIDGE CREW: Tell me more, tell me more
TUVOK: Did she put up a fight?
PARIS (nodding) Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh-huh!
PARIS: Caught her reading Klingon romance,
TORRES: Holo-love scene? Ha! Not a chance!
PARIS: Kept her warm, we nearly froze,
TORRES: Helped the Borg see off some foes,
BOTH: Honour's Day, floating away,
To, uh oh, those Voyager nights
ENGINEERING CREW: Tell me more, tell me more,
DELANEY SISTERS: 'Cause he sounds such a jerk,
BRIDGE CREW: Tell me more, tell me more,
SEVEN OF NINE: Does "Shut up!" really work?
TORRES: We got friendly, Jefferies tube five,
PARIS: Some Hirogen left us alive,
TORRES: Got depression 'bout the Maquis,
PARIS: Got demoted, under the sea,
BOTH: Felling fine, down on Deck Nine,
And, uh oh, those Voyager nights!
ENGINEERING CREW: Tell me more, tell me more
HOLODOC: Leave my camera alone!
BRIDGE CREW: Tell me more, tell me more
HARRY KIM: Could she get me a drone?
PARIS: Some are saying, that's where it ends,
TORRES: He got jealous of one of my friends,
PARIS: Got to save the Captain somehow!
BOTH: Wonder where we're going now?
On our own, set course for home,
But, oh, those Voyager ni-ights!
ALL: Tell me more, tell me more!
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