@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ THE PAVER PROTECTION PLAN[tm] APPLICATION FORM @@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Important:  Fill this form out completely, and either send to the 
Administrator of the PPP (iayork@panix.com) or post to a.p.t.e.

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NAME: ______________________

OCCUPATION:  ______________________

In order for the Paver Protection Plan administration to make decisions 
on who will, and who will not, be accepted into the PPP, we would like to 
learn a little bit about you.  Please mark with an X all those that apply.  

I AM:	( )  A Long-time Paver(tm)
 
	( )  Required for the timely appearance of PaveDay(tm)

	( )  Willing to send Ian large amounts of unmarked money

	( )  A Moon-chromer

	( )  A future PitSLave(tm)

	( )  Other; Please describe: ____________________________

I HAVE CONTRIBUTED TO THE COMING OF THE PAVEWORLD(tm) BY:
	( )  Paving over my back-yard, or a larger area

	( )  Performing essential PaveResearch
	
	( )  Assisting the Holy PaveCrew(tm)

	( )  Thankless administrative duties that are nonetheless 
	absolutely critical to PaveWorld(tm) and I dan't care what
 	anybody else says, they ARE critical!  They ARE!  I mean you've 
	gotta keep your (tm) straight, you have to keep track of the 
	PPP applications, right? Right.

	( )  Analysis and compilation of potential PaveTechniques

	( )  Posting useful information to a.p.t.e.

	( )  Posting useless crap to a.p.t.e.

	( )  I have not contributed to the coming of PaveDay(tm)

	( )  Other; please describe: ___________________________

If you are accepted into the PPP, it will be helpful to have a record of 
your preferences on PaveDay(tm).  Please mark with an X all that apply:

I PREFER MY CHEESEBURGERS:  	( )  Cooked
			 	( ) I am a member of the Holy PaveCrew(tm)

I PREFER MY BEER:	( ) Yes

MY HYPERCAR WILL BE:  	( )  Black
			( )  Chromed
			( )  Black, but elegantly styled with baby seal 
			skin seat covers, whale hide hubcaps, and spotted 
			owl hood ornaments 
			( )  Other; please describe: ___________________

I PREFER AS A PAVECOMPANION:  	( )  A PaveTart(tm)
				( )  A PaveStudMuffin(tm)
				( )  Other
			

Thank you for your cooperation.  
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