Hello! My nickname is HUSAB, thats short for Husaberg. Whats a Husaberg you ask? A Husaberg model 501 is the fastest production dirt bike (motorcycle) made.Thats one of my main passions in life.......going to the Mojave desert and riding.fast!

My real name is Bill. I live in Los Angeles California. As of nov of 1996 im still 42. I wish to hell I could remember the exact origin of the idea for the STRAY CAT YACHT CLUB! Ya see me and cj both had sailboats in the same marina. I went thru a series of names for my boat including "break on thru" "killing time" "time killer" and at some point decided to call it "stray cat". Now, cj and I had discussions on forming a real yacht club called the stray cat yacht club cause at the time thats what we was, Stray Cats! So far IRC is as close as we got to the real club.Did we ever race the boats you ask? Well yea we did against each other once, and as crew and captains in "beer can races". Our head to head race is steeped in controversy as we both had incapable wenches as crew and a work schedule that didnt allow the entire agreed upon race to be run. However had we run the whole race cj woulda won easy.(hey its his page).

I was born a child, white anglo saxon protestent. I aint a protestent now.In fact never was. Was born in California and lived here all but 2 years o my life. (Lived 2 years in St. Louis Mo.) Grew up in San Bernadino and Apple Valley then ST. Louis then Bakersfield then to the marina in Brisane (suburb o San Francisco) and now here in the city of angels(?). Ive never been married, was close to it 4 times just didnt work out.

As far as work goes, was a computer operator then computer programmer for da phone company from 1972 thru 1989. Then in 89 the company offered a buyout....took the money and ran! Didnt do anything for 4 months cept play with the sailboat i bought with the buyout money. I then started driving limos part time and on one of the jobs met the ceo of an investment firm who offered me a job in L.A.. So in 1990 moved to L.A. and have been working here as an assistant to the ceo ever since. The job involves some driving, taking care of da bosses cars, and doing stuff he dont have time for. AKA easy money. Aka Hey-Boy.

What makes life worth living? Friends,family,cigarettes,dirt bikes, sailboats (sold mine),music, sex, good books, da L.A. Kings, great movies, camping, travel,woodworking, snow skiing, breaking 100 at golf. I would add demeral to the list but ya only get that after knee surgery!

What makes life a drag? Anyone who would physically hurt a child or a women, any environmental organization, taxes, traffic jams, work, liers, stupid arguements.

I spend most o my computer time on irc or gamezone with cat aka ars2cat a great girl I met on irc. She lives in canada and we fly back and forth a couple times a year. If ya see me on irc you will see lol alot cause if i aint laughing i aint there.

So you wanna be a Stray Cat? Whats it take? ATTITUDE! An air of arrogance,a keen sence o humor, dont take no shit from no one (unless u gonna get laid hehehe),ya gotta like the Cure and the Doors, a willingness to help people, ya gotta like sailing (the fine art of becoming wet and ill while going nowhere slowly at great expense),ya gotta enjoy competition, smoking is a plus, and last but not least ya gotta strut!

Hey not bad, 42 years in that short a time! If ya wanna send some email

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that be me and I'm always looking for something good to read. And if ya wanna know why they call CJ, Jumping John Flash, just read the legend of Jumpin' John Flash!!!

Husab aka Bill, Nov 1996