Classical Straight Scoring System:
1st Base:       french Kissing
2nd Base:       Touching her tit
3rd Base:       Putting her finger in her, well, you know
Home Run:       Fucking

Basic Gay Scoring System:
1st:      French Kissing
2nd:      Mutual Masturbation
3rd:      Sucking
Home:     Fucking

What about Leathermen?
1st:    Licking His Glove
2nd:    Twisting his cock ring
3rd:    Playing with his tit-clamps
Home:   Smoking his cigar

Let's not forget the lesbians!
1st:    Going to a Holly Near concert
2nd:    Moving in together
3rd:    Getting a dog
Home:   Having sex

The bisexuals!
1st:    Having wild sex
2nd:    Telling him your name
3rd:    Telling him your real name
Home:   Giving him your home telephone number

Conservative Republican Christian Gays
1st:    Meaningful eye contact at church
2nd:    Hugging at a prayer session
3rd:    Holding hands while reading the Orange County Register
Home:   Kissing--on the lips!! (Curtains drawn tightly shut)

Gay Sci-fi fans
1st:    Attending a Star Trek convention
2nd:    Having a lengthy discussion about the homoeroticism between Luke
        Skywalker and Hans Solo
3rd:    Riding Star Tours eight times in one day at Disneyland
Home:   Melding together as molecular matter in a parallel universe

And gym boys
1st:    Lats
2nd:    Delts
3rd:    Pecs
Home:   Steamroom