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- 20 different people -

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1) Excitable : Short half twisted around, can't find hole, rips shorts.

2) Sociable : Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.

3) Cross eyed : Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.

4) Timid : Can't piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back

5) Indifferent : All urinals taken, pisses in sink.

6) Clever : No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor

7) Worried : Not sure where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.

8) Frivolous : Plays stream up, stream down, and tries to hit other urinals.

9) Absent minded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.

10) Childish : Pisses directly in the bottom of urinal, likes to see bubbles

11) Sneak : Farts quietly while pissing, acts very innocent.

12) Patient : Stands very close while waiting, reads with free hands.

13) Desperate : Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.

14) Tough : Bangs dick on the side of urinal to dry.

15) Efficient : Waits until he has to crap, then does both.

16) Fat : Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses on shoe.

17) Little : Stands on a box, falls in ad drowns.

18) Drunk : Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

19) Disgruntled: Stands for a while, fires up, walks away.

20) Conceited : Holds two iinch dick like a baseball bat