AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!

FORD backwards

Driver Returns On Foot

First On Recall Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R&D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

GM

General Maintenance

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA

Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB- Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO- Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW- Virtually Worthless

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