Element:       Woman
 Symbol:        WO
 Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary from 105 to 175
 Discoverer:    Adam
 Occurance:     Copious quantities in all Urban areas,
                with slighlty lower concentrations in
                Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to
                seasonal fluctuations.

 Physical Properties: 1) Surface usually covered with
                         painted film.
                      2) Boils at nothing, freezes
                         without reason.
                      3) Melts if given special
                         treatment.
                      4) Bitter if used incorrectly.
                         Can cause headaches.
                         Handle with care!
                      5) Found in various states;
                         ranging from virgin metal to
                         common ore.
                      6) Yields to pressure applied to
                         correct points.

 Chemical Properties: 1) Has great affinity for Gold,
                         Silver, Platinum and many of
                         the Precious Stones.
                      2) Absorbs great quantities of
                         expensive substances.
                      3) May explode spontaneously if
                         left alone on dates.
                      4) Insoluble in liquids, but
                         there is increased activity
                         when saturated in alcohol
                         to a certain point.
                      5) Repels cheap material.
                         Neutral to common sense.
                      6) Most powerful money reducing
                         agent known to Man.

 Uses:  Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
        Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
        Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
        Can cool things down when it's too hot.

 Tests: Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered
        in natural state.
        Turns green when placed beside a better
        specimen.

 Caution: 1) Highly dangerous except in experienced
             hands. Use extreme care when handling.
          2) Illegal to possess more than one, except in Utah.