>>THAT'S RIGHT!!!! 125 THINGS NEVER TO SAY DURING SEX

>>1)is it in?

>>2)that's it?

>>3)you've got to be kidding me.

>>4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?

>>5)do i have to pay for this?

>>6)do i have to call you tomorrow?

>>7)oh momma, momma!

>>8)oh dadda, dadda!

>>9)you look better in the dark.

>>10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.

>>11)i thought that goes in the other hole....

>>12)don't tell my husband/wife.

>>13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).

>>14)this sucks.

>>15)can you finish now? i have a meeting...

>>16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this...

>>17)i think you might get the job for this.

>>18)damn! is that all you know what to do.

>>19)did i tell you, i have herpes?

>>20)now we must get married.

>>21) hurry up, the games about to start.

>>22)i'm hungry.

>>23)i'm thirsty.

>>24)zzzzzzzzzzzz.

>>25)are you trying to be funny?

>>26)can i have a ride home after this?

>>27)are those real?

>>28)by the way, i want to break up.

>>29)is that smell coming from you?

>>30)haven't you ever done this before?

>>31)wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).

>>32)do you know what some female spiders do after sex?

>>33)you're so much like your sister....

>>34)your mom's cute.

>>35)what's your name again?

>>36)do i have to be here in the morning?

>>37)a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!

>>38)but you just started!!

>>39)you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!

>>40)don't touch that!!

>>41)can we order a pizza?

>>42)i think my dad is listening at the door.

>>43)smile for the camera, honey!!!

>>44)take off that damn monkey glove!!

>>45)get your hand out of there!!

>>46)i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.

>>47)i knew you wore a padded bra!!

>>48)cover me boys, i'm going in!!!

>>49)DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

>>50)Fire one!

>>51)God, that is small!!

>>52)hold on, let me change the channel...

>>53)who smells like fish?

>>54)is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?

>>55)your best-friend does it much better.

>>56)hope you don't mind i left my boots on.

>>57)hurry up, the motor's runnin'.

>>58)you're fogging up the wind-sheild.

>>59)can i borrow 5 bucks?

>>60)what the hell noise was that?!

>>61)stop moaning, you sound so stupid.

>>62)shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)

>>63)you know, you're not really attractive.

>>64)i'm sorry, i was not listening.

>>65)what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!

>>66)stop interrupting me!!

>>67)i have to take a shit.

>>68)did i leave the iron on?

>>69)your breath is funky.

>>70)(start singing Green Day).

>>71)is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....

>>72)its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.

>>73)god i wish you were a real woman.

>>74)why can't you ever shave your legs?

>>75)by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....

>>76)oh susan, susan... i mean donna.... shit.

>>77)your breast milk is like my mom's....

>>78)you're hairy!!

>>79)your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.

>>80)is it o.k. if i never see you again?

>>81)did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?

>>82)don't make that face at me!

>>83)all of a sudden i have a headache.

>>84)you're boring.

>>85)i like your tits.

>>86)suck my dick, bitch.

>>87)how much do i owe you?

>>88)How come we each have a penis?

>>89)of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'l kill me!

>>90)your ass is hairy (the guy says this).

>>91)just use your finger, its bigger.

>>92)does your family have to watch?

>>93)we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.

>>94)get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!

>>95)can you hold this sandwhich for me?

>>96)you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.

>>97)the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.

>>98)my mom taught me this.....

>>99)how cute... peach fuzz!

>>100)Damn girl! my tits are bigger than your's!

>>101)should i ask why you're bleeding? >>102)this is my pet rat, larry....

>>103)if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can! >

>104)i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!

>>105)i was once a woman...

>>106)wanna see me take out my glass eye?

>>107)no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!

>>108)is it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?

>>109)i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!

>>110)you wanted me to use a condom?

>>111)you're no better than my brother!!

>>112)mooooo!!

>>113)Fire in the hole!!!

>>114)i wanna see how many quaters i can fit in there.

>>115)hurry up, i'm late for a date.

>>116)o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!

>>117)you ever see basic instinct?

>>118)i'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?

>>119)don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.

>>120)Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?

>>121)you got boogies showing.

>122)(start reciting the 10 commandments).

>>123)i think i just shit on your bed.

>>124)of course i don't love you.

>>125)let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.