10) Missing Jabba scene now a song & dance number.
9) Young Luke Skywalker gets to meet President Kennedy.
8) Dewbacks so real-looking they steal the film.
7) Luke will finally yell "Leia" instead of "Carrie" when hopping out of
X-wing.
6) Darth Vader suit will now have nipples.
5) C-3P0 now fully functional and programmed in many methods of pleasuring.
4) Lucas now able to add that line where Obi-Wan tells Darth that Vader
perceives the force like a spoon tastes food.
3) Can improve destruction of Alderaan scene without blowing up another
planet.
2) Puppeteers now able to give Luke more realistic facial expressions.
1) Obi-Wan Kenobi: A founder!