10) Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably
acceptable
9) Would not have needed huge effects budget for "Captain EO"
8) In shocking revelation, he might have really been the father of Billie
Jean's son
7) Could really walk on moons
6) After skin-altering disease, could become Light Lord of the Sith
5) Could ease tensions between Empire and Alliance with anti-violence
message of "Beat It"
4) Imperial breath mask could give him the deep voice he never had
3) Improved medical technology could make new nose and chin more realistic
2) Would have sure-fire hit with Sy Snootles duet
1) Would strengthen characterization of movies by making Luke look manly