Top ten reasons studying is better than sex!

>10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

>9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

>8. You can finish early with-out feelings of guilt or shame.

>7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

>6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

>5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "Book > teaser".

>4. You can do it, eat and watch t.v. all at the same time.

>3. You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

>2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

>1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate > for help