What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
                Cliff

     What do you call a Man in a paper bag?
                Russell

     What do you call a man with no arms and legs in a hole?
                Phil

     What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in a pool?
                Bob

     What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom?
                Warren

     What do you call a Woman with a glass of beer balanced on each hand?
                Beatrix

     What do you call the same woman with a pool cue on her head?
                Beatrix Potter

     What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
                Doug

what do you call a girl with one leg?
     peg
what do you call a girl with one leg?
     Eilene
what do you call a chinese girl with one leg?
     Irene
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door?
     Matt
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
     Art
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the leaves/bushes?
     Russell
what do you call a guy with no lower legs?
     Neil
what do you call a girl with no arms or legs hanging by your front door?
     Bell
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a beehive?
     Buzz
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs who comes in the mail?
     Bill
what do you call a guy with no arms or legs who is delivered by an
attorney?
     Will
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs water skiing?
     Skip

what do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs in a mercedes
-----rich
what do you call a guy w/ no arms and legs cut off at the knees
-----neil
what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other
-----eileen
what do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other if she's oriental
------ irene
why did they call the hockey game off at the leper colony
-----there was a face off in the corner
what do they call a leper in a hot tub
-----stu
what did the leper say to the prostitute
-----keep the tip
what do you call a guy w/ no arms or legs who flies over the fence
-----homer