WIFESPEAK:  ENGLISH TRANSLATION GUIDE

       WIFESPEAK                                      ENGLISH EQUIVALENT
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You want.                                                 You want.
We need.                                                   I want.
It's your decision.                                      The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want.                                    You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk.                                         I need to complain.
Sure...go ahead.                                         I don't want you to.
I'm not upset.                                            Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly.                                     You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight.                Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional!  And I'm not                  I'm on my period.
                            overreacting!
Be romantic, turn out the lights.                 I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient.                 I want a new house.
I want new curtains.                                  and carpeting, and furniture...
I need wedding shoes.                              the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there.                              No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise.                                         I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me?                                      I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me?                     I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute.                           Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat?                                         Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate.           Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!?                          [Too late, your dead.]
No                                                           No
Maybe                                                     No
Yes                                                         No
I'm sorry.                                               You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe?                           It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.
I'M NOT YELLING!                             Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

                        In answer to "What's Wrong?"

The same old thing.                                Nothing.
Nothing.                                                 Everything.
Everything.                                             My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really.                                       It's just that you're an asshole.
I don't want to talk about it.                    Go away, I'm still building up steam