Your mama's so fat, she's got more nooks and crannies than an English Muffin

Your mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book

Your mama's so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up

Your mama's so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Your mama's breath is so foul, she uses Glade as a breath freshener

Your mama's so fat, they had to let out the shower curtain

Your mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone

Your mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Your mama's so fat, after she gets through turning around, they throw her a welcome back party

Your mama's so fat, she don't take pictures, she takes posters

Your mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite

Your house is so nasty, I tripped over a rat, & a cockroach stole my wallet

Your mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border

Your mama's so stupid, she thinks MCI is a rapper

Your mama's so stupid, she called information to get the number to 911

Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company

Your mama's so stupid, she asked her boss how to spell  UPS

Your house is so nasty, even the cockroaches wear slippers

Your mama's so fat, she wipes herself with a mattress

Your mama's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds

Your mama's so stupid she thought Malcom X was Malcom the tenth

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Your mama's lips are so fat, that they look like my ass sideways

Your mama's belly has got so many rolls on it, that she has to screw on her pants

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Your mama's so stupid, she couldn't find eleven when trying to dial 911

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Your mama's so stupid, she thought Boys II Men was a day care center

Your mama's so ugly, that when she went to a haunted house, she came out with a job application

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Your mama's so fat, she bumps into people even when she's sitting down

Your mama's so fat, that after sex, she rolls over and smokes a ham

Your Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Your Mama's so dopey she thinks its the ice cubes that keeps the fridge cold

Your house is so small the welcome mat just says wel...

Your Mama's so dirty that she had to cut the strings off her tampons because the crabs were going bungy jumping

Your Mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars slow down

I saw your mama the other day kicking a tin can. I asked her what she was doing and she said moving house

Your Mama's so dopey she thinks elevators are mobile homes