There was this preacher who was an avid golfer.

 Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course

 swinging away. It was an obsession.One Sunday was a picture perfect day

 for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature

 was just right. The preacher was in a quandary as to what to do,

 and shortly, the urge to play golf overcame him. He called an assistant to

 tell him that he was sick and could not do church, packed the car up, and

 drove three hours to a golf course where no one would recognize him.

 Happily, he began to play the course.An angel up above was watching the

 preacher and was quite perturbed. He went to the Lord and said, "Look at

 the preacher.He should be punished for what he is doing."The Lord nodded

 in agreement.The preacher teed up on the first hole. He swung at the ball,

 and it sailed effortlessly through the air and landed right in the cup

 three hundred and fifty yards (meters) away(For those unaccustomed to

 golf, this is the world's most exciting thing to a golfer - like winning

 the Worlds Cup by yourself)A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed

 and excited.The angel was a little shocked. He turned to The Lord and

 said, "Begging Your pardon, but I thought you were going to punish

 him."The Lord smiled. "Think about it -- who can he tell?"

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